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2:00 pm 16/03/2016

Argentinian Coast Guard sinks Chinese Vessel 

The Argentinian coast guard has opened fire on and sunk a Chinese fishing boat illegally fishing in the

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7:50 am 21/02/2016

Braveheart; it's utter rubbish 

Some of you may recall that I hold a particular hatred for the film 'Braveheart.' This steaming, festering

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10:19 am 25/10/2015

Happy St Crispin's Day 

It's 600 years to the day that a small, disease-ridden army in retreat inflicted a defeat on a

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3:21 pm 27/06/2015

Another good man, lost. 

Just to let you all know, I got married yesterday! The present Mrs Wombat and I are off

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10:38 pm 25/03/2014

Facebook buys Oculus Rift 

Can I get a f*ck no? Giant social networking company Facebook has just announced it has "reached a

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10:07 pm 02/12/2013

This is a painting of Morgan Freeman. No, really, it is. 

This is bloody amazing. Drawn on an iPad in the Procreate App by one Kyle Lambert. uEdRLlqdgA4

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7:04 am 28/08/2013

Sad. 

The phone just rang, my great uncle died at around 5:20 this morning. He was 91, he looked

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10:29 pm 26/08/2013

Important Monica Bellucci news for Dr3n 

She's back on the market! Monica Bellucci and Vincent Cassel are calling it quits. The 48-year-old Italian actress and

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3:25 pm 23/08/2013

Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer to retire 'within 12 months' 

Steve Ballmer, the CEO of software giant Microsoft who took over from co-founder Bill Gates, will retire from

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10:54 am 29/06/2013

'Corkscrew' Lasers Are About to Speed Up the Internet 

We transmit almost a thousand petabytes of data over the ‘nets every month—an amount that’s growing exponentially, thanks

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5:17 pm 26/10/2012

The Internet is broken (partly) 

Major sites and platforms are experiencing outages today, including at least Dropbox and Google App Engine. At the

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12:25 am 16/06/2012

I would just like to say that: 

I've drunk several bottles of pretty good, red wine, I've been in a fire station all evening (it's

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7:14 pm 01/06/2012

Family of Man Who Died Mid-Threesome Wins £2 Million In Compensation 

In a story that could only take place in the lawsuit capital of the world, America, the family

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9:17 am 28/04/2012

Earworm 

I don't know about you but my brain seems to delight in latching on to a particular song

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11:14 am 17/03/2012

J. R. R. Tolkien's 1938 bitch slap to the Nazis. 

I happened upon this as I was bimbling around the web this morning and I thought it was

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11:10 am 18/02/2012

I woke up with this song playing in my head 

9fG8TCHccIU Cracking tune by a cracking band.

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11:00 pm 15/02/2012

I would like to say the following. 

Sean Penn is a big-nosed prick. A meddling, tousle-haired, Malibu-house-owning big-nosed prick. F**k him and the high horse

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1:04 am 12/02/2012

A night out in Hull. 

anQ0GYoykqg Story here. Strewth.

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11:06 am 10/01/2012

To whom should I complain? 

Since September it's been mild, overcast, occasionally wet and occasionally windy. It's boring. The seasons have merged into

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10:37 am 07/01/2012

Weekend = sorted 

/geek

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2:52 pm 23/12/2011

From Wombat Towers to you. 

The meat is minced for the pies (at least, I assume so, as the screaming and pleas for

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3:53 pm 21/09/2011

I am... 

sitting in a fancy hotel room (well the lounge part of the room) and typing this on my

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1:41 pm 16/09/2011

Dinosaur Feathers Discovered in Canadian Amber 

Today a group of paleontologists announced the results of an extensive study of several well-preserved dinosaur feathers encased

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1:08 pm 07/09/2011

Thought for the day: Captain Jack 

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10:38 am 04/09/2011

Is it just me...? 

Or is anyone else getting a Google Analytics (struck through) graphic floating in the top right of their

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11:42 pm 03/09/2011

I have just.. 

finished a pint of gin & tonic - in a pint glass with ice. It was lovely. I

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3:36 pm 30/08/2011

I am the Wombat; goo goo g'joob 

Dear Teotians, I would like to take this opportunity to share with you a photograph. This records a

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8:49 am 20/08/2011

6000 

This is my 6000th post. I had wanted to save it to say something meaningful but now that

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8:14 pm 13/07/2011

Austrian Pastafarian Driving Licence 

An Austrian atheist has won the right to be shown on his driving-licence photo wearing a pasta strainer

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6:47 pm 02/07/2011

I have become a Scientologist. 

At least, I think that's what it's called. You see, I've not drunk Jack Daniel's and coke for

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3:17 am 22/06/2011

I... 

..saw John Cleese. On a stage. In Bristol last night. That is all.

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6:22 pm 21/05/2011

Ooh... 

They has Internets here in Heaven. Awesome saucesome! So, where are you all?

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10:03 am 18/03/2011

Royal Wedding Mug Cock Up 

Lovely Bone China Limited Edition mug to celebrate the upcoming wedding of HRH Prince William to Miss Kate

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2:17 pm 11/02/2011

Freehand engraving: on a razor's edge 

This photo is showing you the edge of a razor blade at about 400x magnification. Yes, that's how

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9:48 pm 09/02/2011

Seven year old buys Harrier Jump Jet 

A 7-year-old kid came closer to realize every kid's dream than any of us: He bought a real

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9:09 pm 31/01/2011

The United Kingdom Explained 

Now then, Johnny Foreigner, this is for you. Please address any inaccuracies/errors/ rampant sexual urges back to

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7:11 pm 31/01/2011

Ohh.. FFS.. Intel to recall Sandy Bridge 

A problem requiring a "silicon fix" is bad news in the chipset business, and sadly that's what Intel

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9:41 pm 30/01/2011

Vader Typography 

By Guilherme Ranoya.

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9:06 pm 30/01/2011

Demon Kitteh 

YpKtvmAYhMQ I'm not sure why but this elicits significant :lol:lage in me.

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5:43 pm 29/01/2011

For Kimmi &/or Anteater/Hopper fetishists everywhere 

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