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'Intelligent' bicycle of the future unveiled

6 comments, 182 views, posted 2:14 pm 14/06/2012 in Automotive by Moody
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A bike, with computer-like intelligence, which can never be stolen and has puncture-proof tyres could be in everyday use by 2029, says British Olympic cyclist Chris Boardman.


Chris Boardman hopes companies will have the courage to invest in something different.
By Sasjkia Otto [12 Aug 2009]

Mr Boardman, 40, a former racing cyclist who won an individual pursuit gold medal at the 1992 Olympics, has unveiled a design that makes bikes as “intelligent” as computers.
Its system incorporates an “unbreakable” locking device that allows only the owner to open it via fingerprint recognition.

Other features include puncture-proof self-inflating tyres, a mini computer that counts calories as the pedals turn, a spokeless, lightweight carbon fibre frame and solar-rechargeable lights.
A battery-assisted motor, run by solar panels, takes over the pedalling after a long day and music accompanies the ride.

The bike could be created were a company willing to produce it, insists Mr Boardman, as "everything in it already exists".

"It’s simply a question of pulling it all together.

“If there was a budget behind it, it could be ready in two years," he said.

If Mr Boardman’s bike went on sale today, it would cost £500,000. Once the bicycles are mass produced, they could sell for around £2,000, he said.

He stresses that the project’s viability depends on how many people are willing to buy the bike. He believes people are sceptical of the design, because they are hesitant to draw attention to themselves in public.

Mr Boardman predicts it may take up to 20 years for people to become comfortable with the concept.

“People like different, but if it’s too different it’s risky,” he says.

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Comments

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2:49 pm 14/06/2012

Suckapuncha

By 2029 they will have something way better, and way cheaper.

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2:54 pm 14/06/2012

griffin

Quote by Moody:
Once the bicycles are mass produced, they could sell for around £2,000, he said.


Bwahahaha. Right, ten times the cost of a normal bike for what? Idiot 'computer intelligence'?
How about a saddle that doesn't murder your bollocks? That would be worth a few bucks.

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5:54 pm 14/06/2012

bradpitt

Quote:
Its system incorporates an “unbreakable” locking device that allows only the owner to open it via fingerprint recognition.

so it's ultra lightweight and has a locking system that cant be broken......so just pick it up and walk away with it then.

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6:52 pm 14/06/2012

Wombat_Harness

Just what our roads need - yet more bloody cyclists. 

No matter what technology is rolled into this thing, I'll bet the riders still won't ride them when it's raining!

Some modest suggestions of my own for developments that I feel would really improve modern cycling:

  1. Technology that delivers electric shocks to cyclists when they ride in packs on the road. (In increments of increasing lethality, please.)

  2. Technology that detects (and fatally elecrocutes) if the rider is a fat, beardy, wobbling prick who has been banned from using a car due to being caught drunk driving once too often and who now rides with his knees at 90 degrees to the frame, stays in the middle of the road, never goes above 5 mph (1-2 mph on any gradient) and has mirrors on the front which are mounted on arms approximately eight feet long. (I encounter an individual like this semi-frequently in the summer. I call him W.W.C - World's Worst Cyclist.)

  3. Technology that detects if a group of cyclists decide it would be a jolly good thing to run time trials on the local roads. This technology should randomly kill one in three riders until all riders are dead or they change their mind and use a car like any other normal-minded human being.

  4. Technology that detects if the bike is being used anywhere other than a cycle path. If it is, it electrocutes the rider, slowly but with increasing levels of tissue damage until they stop; riding or living, I'm quite easy on either outcome. Levels of lethality could be moderated if the rider is detected screaming "I'm sorry I'm riding on something that's designed for other people who pay for the privilege of getting held up and inconvenienced by the likes of me. I'm sorry my lycra makes me look like a pervert and my dumb helmet makes me look like a robotic stork constantly trying to put its beak up its own arse. I'm sorry I'm constantly puffed-up with an ill-judged sense of 'my rights' and I admit I think I'm an eco-friendly champion and look down on you, you polluter, even though you're the only really viable way of transporting people and goods throughout the country and that this road isn't really intended for me and I'm sorry it's a winding one with about three places you can safely overtake me in six miles. I'm sorry I sent you that photo on Facebook which showed how much better it would be using bikes for transport and I'm sorry if it was completely disingenuous and ignored factors like raw materials, manufacturing and distribution. I won't do it again, honestly. I'm really sorry. Deep down I know I'm a menace. I already have five cars of my own and I'm just being mean and trying to pose a bit. I'm very sorry. I will stop. Please don't hurt me."

  5. Technology that adds a large frame, a steering wheel, two extra wheels and an internal combustion engine - oh wait, we already have that and they're called motor vehicles. Silly me.

(I don't like cyclists. Can you tell?)

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7:19 pm 14/06/2012

griffin

I never had a problem with people going to work on bikes. Especially the old guy on the ancient bike with the black frame and square handlebars. You know, the ones with a single gear, and they weigh about a quarter of a ton. You know for a fact he'd be in a car in a microsecond if he could afford it. Or the eighteen year old spotty apprentice (sometimes to be found cruelly forced to use his sister's Raleigh). You know he's saving up for a car.

It's the pricks wearing the sunglasses that cost more than my car, cycling those fucking racing frames that cost about $10,000 that I can't fucking stand. Get off my road you fuckers. It is with this specimen that I share the warm glow of Wombie's dark hatred. Execution's too good for them. They are rolling speed bumps to me.

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