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posted 11:56 pm 14/03/2012 in
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I'm a mean sod, you only get 500 points from me for getting it right.
No, his initials are G.P.
Think World War I.
Only because evo doesnt want the win 
HoP lasted three minutes. Mine lasted eight. MORE THAN TWICE AS LONG.
I sitelogged Evo 1000, I thought it wouldn't be fair if I only gave him 500.
Ok, who is it? GP? and WWI don't mean anything to me. I'm drawing a blank.
Sweet! Thanks, Griffin! Paying attention World History 102 has finally paid off.
Weedenski, check your private messages.
Yes indeed. Evo was very fast, but I neglected to consider tricpe, who also would have gotten it straight away.
It is Gavrilo Princip, the man who shot and killed the Archduke Ferdinand in Sarajevo, and provided the nominal cause of World War One.
Basically, it goes like this.
Austria-Hungary: You bastards, you killed Kenny. We mean Franz Ferdinand. You'll pay for this.
Serbia: Bite us.
Russia: Hands off Serbia, you Austrian dicks.
Germany: Austria, you can go ahead and invade Serbia, those Russian pussies won't do shit while we got your back.
Russia: Is that right? *starts rolling up sleeves*
France: I got your back, Russia. *starts rolling up sleeves*
UK: Nothing like a cup of tea after a spot of tennis. Lovely.
Austria: *invades Serbia*
Russia: *declares war*
Germany: *declares war*
France: *declares war*
UK: Oh hell. War orgy! *declares war*
Italy: Did someone say war orgy? *declares war*
Ottoman Empire: *declares war*
Canada, Australia, New Zealand: Nothing like a damn good war orgy to get the blood up! *start putting on their war orgy costumes*
Belgium: Oh shit.
About one third of Serbia's population died in the war, or the Spanish flu that followed it. What I find terrifying is that there are many people (the anti-human ones) in Serbia who consider GP the greatest hero that ever lived!
The 'Great Powers' of the time left heaps of gunpowder lying about, on purpose. He just happened to be the first spark that hit some. War was coming one way or the other, too many leaders thought that war would be quick, glorious and victorious.
