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	<item><title><![CDATA[Learn a life lesson from your dog]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv291%2Fthomasslavin%2Fkickin_pup_zps9df08c79.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 23:50:31  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/nature/125219-learn-a-life-lesson-from-your-dog.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv291%2Fthomasslavin%2Fkickin_pup_zps9df08c79.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Drugs ban teacher: Pot helped me to plan lessons]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2Fthc.gif" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 23:44:21  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/news/125218-drugs-ban-teacher-pot-helped-me-to-plan-lessons.html</link><description><![CDATA[A SCIENCE teacher rapped for growing cannabis has claimed smoking weed helped him create better lessons for his pupils. Alan Taylor, who taught at Westleigh High, claimed Britain’s drugs policy is “immoral” and “corrupt”. Taylor, from Atherton, was excluded from teaching for at least five years by a disciplinary panel<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2Fthc.gif" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tim Curry Suffers Stroke]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.contactmusic.com%2Fpics%2Fmf%2Fwhat_about_dick_051112%2Feric-idles-latest-comedic-masterpiece-what-about_4161538.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 22:55:34  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/news/125217-tim-curry-suffers-stroke.html</link><description><![CDATA[The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Tim Curry Suffers Stroke The Rocky Horror Picture Show star Tim Curry has suffered a stroke. The 67-year-old British actor is recovering after collapsing at his home in Los Angeles on Thursday (23May13). His longtime agent Marcia Hurwitz has refuted speculation Curry is struggling<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.contactmusic.com%2Fpics%2Fmf%2Fwhat_about_dick_051112%2Feric-idles-latest-comedic-masterpiece-what-about_4161538.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[911 Dispatcher Tells Woman No Cops Due To Budget Cuts]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2FSun_God_by_sya.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 22:01:50  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/news/125216-911-dispatcher-tells-woman-no-cops-due-to-budget-cuts.html</link><description><![CDATA[911 Dispatcher Tells Woman About To Be Sexually Assaulted There Are No Cops To Help Her Due To Budget Cuts OSEPHINE COUNTY, Ore. (CBS Seattle) — An Oregon woman was told by a 911 dispatcher that authorities wouldn’t be able be able to help her as her ex-boyfriend broke into<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2FSun_God_by_sya.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Employers Offering ‘Skinny’ Coverage to Side-Step Obamacare Fines]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2FSun_God_by_sya.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 21:58:13  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/news/125215-employers-offering-skinny-coverage-to-sidestep-obamacare-fines.html</link><description><![CDATA[Employers Offering ‘Skinny’ Coverage to Side-Step Obamacare Fines Some companies are avoiding Obamacare penalties by offering "skinny" insurance plans that provide employees with minimum coverage such as preventive care but little else, including benefits to help cover hospitals stays. Minimum coverage qualifies as acceptable under the new healthcare-reform law, so<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2FSun_God_by_sya.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Random...]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FlslrEZn.gif" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 20:37:28  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/funny-stuff/125214-random.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FlslrEZn.gif" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Uncle (C&H)]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FhxXfeEk.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 20:02:50  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/art-comics/125213-uncle-ch.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FhxXfeEk.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ouch]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv291%2Fthomasslavin%2FSnake_zps0ad82c11.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 19:53:46  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/nature/125212-ouch.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv291%2Fthomasslavin%2FSnake_zps0ad82c11.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Rock vs. Water]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FTqHhPTU.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 19:24:34  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/nature/125211-rock-vs-water.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FTqHhPTU.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Rocky vs. Raging Bull]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FIGRSNpO.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 19:03:50  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/tv-movies-reviews/125210-rocky-vs-raging-bull.html</link><description><![CDATA[Robert de Niro and Sly Stallone are a pair of aging rival boxers in the film 'Grudge Match' to be released next year.<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FIGRSNpO.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[For Quaektem]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FreBT7fY.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 18:31:31  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/sfw-babes/125208-for-quaektem.html</link><description><![CDATA[Pentagram string bikini with triangle top that has a tie halter, and back. Full bikini cut bottom with tie sides. All black, everything. For the Goth girl who wants some serious Satanic tan lines. An ACTUAL functioning bikini, sublimely flattering, easy-to-put-on, pairs well with pretty much ANY garment, not too<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FreBT7fY.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[We are the Millers [trailer]]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2FlLIimU9NYyg%2F0.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 18:27:08  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/tv-movies-reviews/125207-we-are-the-millers-trailer.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2FlLIimU9NYyg%2F0.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Coke Ad That Could Destroy All Other Products, Especially Coke...]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg211.imageshack.us%2Fimg211%2F2715%2Fbanksynugget.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 18:16:02  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/useful/125206-the-coke-ad-that-could-destroy-all-other-products-especially-coke.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg211.imageshack.us%2Fimg211%2F2715%2Fbanksynugget.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Vatican Representative: Just to Be Clear, Atheists Are Still Going to Hell]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg267.imageshack.us%2Fimg267%2F2778%2Fbk4hfwo.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:51:15  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/religion/125205-vatican-representative-just-to-be-clear-atheists-are-still-going-to-hell.html</link><description><![CDATA[hehehe brilliant.. (CNN) -– American atheists welcomed Pope Francis’ comments that God redeems nonbelievers, saying that the new pontiff's historic outreach is helping to topple longstanding barriers. “The Lord has redeemed all of us, all of us, with the Blood of Christ: all of us, not just Catholics. Everyone,” the<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg267.imageshack.us%2Fimg267%2F2778%2Fbk4hfwo.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Metallica - Throught the Never [Official Trailer]]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2FfO4KEAv-R1U%2F0.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:34:52  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/tv-movies-reviews/125204-metallica-throught-the-never-official-trailer.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2FfO4KEAv-R1U%2F0.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Schrute Buck]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lolroflmao.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F02%2FYou-have-earned-one-Schrute-buck.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:27:00  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/funny-stuff/125203-schrute-buck.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lolroflmao.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F02%2FYou-have-earned-one-Schrute-buck.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Windows 8: Beautiful and Fast]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2Fyoshi_render2.gif" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 13:32:17  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/microsoft/125202-windows-8-beautiful-and-fast.html</link><description><![CDATA[QG-ORLkMiyY<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2Fyoshi_render2.gif" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[12th Plane of Torment]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.teampwnicorn.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F05%2F12-domain-of-torment-e1369166937616.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 11:54:50  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/funny-stuff/125201-12th-plane-of-torment.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.teampwnicorn.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F05%2F12-domain-of-torment-e1369166937616.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Satchmo & Ella Fitzgerald - I Wont Dance]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2F98NFqiCkK3E%2F0.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 07:25:34  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/music/125200-satchmo-ella-fitzgerald-i-wont-dance.html</link><description><![CDATA[Now THIS is music. Fuck pop.<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2F98NFqiCkK3E%2F0.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Ancestral Underwear Drying Cutlass]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FgBGSAlw.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 05:28:48  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/funny-stuff/125198-the-ancestral-underwear-drying-cutlass.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FgBGSAlw.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Mr. Rogers 'Flipping birds']]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F6eLtTXX.gif" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 05:18:32  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/funny-stuff/125197-mr-rogers-flipping-birds.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F6eLtTXX.gif" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Not when she's with Ken]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;f=png&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FOYSwTy9.png" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 05:14:26  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/funny-stuff/125196-not-when-shes-with-ken.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&f=png&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FOYSwTy9.png" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[STD Grenade]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;f=png&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fn6A07zH.png" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 05:11:40  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/funny-stuff/125195-std-grenade.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&f=png&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fn6A07zH.png" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hot pot helps parenting]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2Fthc.gif" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 04:56:15  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/health/125194-hot-pot-helps-parenting.html</link><description><![CDATA[Pot for Parents THE youngest of my three daughters was born around the same time I became a card-carrying medical cannabis patient. Even though I was only 44, I’d been suffering from occasional back pain. I also suffered bouts of stress, compounded by anxiety. The causes were unknown, but there<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2Fthc.gif" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Thor Has a Hammer]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.teampwnicorn.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F05%2FAvengers-Memes.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 02:33:00  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/funny-stuff/125193-thor-has-a-hammer.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.teampwnicorn.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F05%2FAvengers-Memes.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hypnotism...]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;f=png&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.channelate.com%2Fcomics%2F2012-01-02-hypnotized.png" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 02:31:01  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/funny-stuff/125192-hypnotism.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&f=png&src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.channelate.com%2Fcomics%2F2012-01-02-hypnotized.png" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Boy Scouts approve plan to accept openly gay members]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rawstory.com%2Frs%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F04%2FGroup-of-Boy-Scouts-via-Shutterstock-615x345.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 02:05:34  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/news/125191-boy-scouts-approve-plan-to-accept-openly-gay-members.html</link><description><![CDATA[Boy Scouts approve plan to accept openly gay members GRAPEVINE, Texas – The Boy Scouts of America threw open its ranks Thursday to gay Scouts but not gay Scout leaders -- a fiercely contested compromise that some warned could fracture the organization and lead to mass defections of members and<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rawstory.com%2Frs%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F04%2FGroup-of-Boy-Scouts-via-Shutterstock-615x345.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Kryptonian Glyph Creator]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FCwWMeTU.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 01:50:06  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/geek/125190-kryptonian-glyph-creator.html</link><description><![CDATA[Here's my Kryptonian glyph.<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FCwWMeTU.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Man Runs Out of Gas on Interstate, Sets Up Drum Kit to Kill Time]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2Fthc.gif" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 23:13:33  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/funny-stuff/125189-man-runs-out-of-gas-on-interstate-sets-up-drum-kit-to-kill-time.html</link><description><![CDATA[On Tuesday morning, a man driving on the Baltimore Beltway ran out of gas. So he did what anyone would do: He pulled over to the shoulder of I-695, set up his drum kit, and began to play until help arrived. According to the Baltimore Sun, Maryland state troopers eventually<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2Fthc.gif" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[I just memed...]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mememaker.net%2Fstatic%2Fimages%2Fmemes%2F1855964.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 23:11:22  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/funny-stuff/125188-i-just-memed.html</link><description><![CDATA[Make your own through the related link button....<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mememaker.net%2Fstatic%2Fimages%2Fmemes%2F1855964.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Cannabis use associated with lower blood sugar]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2Fthc.gif" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 22:25:11  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/health/125187-cannabis-use-associated-with-lower-blood-sugar.html</link><description><![CDATA[A new study published in the American Journal of Medicine has revealed a potential benefit from the use of cannabis. The article, entitled “The Impact of Marijuana Use on Glucose, Insulin, and Insulin Resistance among U.S. Adults,” investigated the blood sugar-related effects of cannabis use among participants in the National<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2Fthc.gif" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dr. Unk busted for DUI]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2Fdead_che.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 15:42:54  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/wtf/125186-dr-unk-busted-for-dui.html</link><description><![CDATA[Worthington Doctor Charged For Allegedly Driving While Drunk, Striking Bicyclist Friday May 17, 2013 1:54 PM DELAWARE, Ohio - A Delaware County grand jury returned an indictment this week against a doctor accused of driving while drunk. According to the Delaware County Prosecutor's Office, Worthington doctor Elizabeth Unk drove while<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2Fdead_che.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[In Preparation Of Bruins Rangers]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2F1O%27Donoghue-Ireland.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 14:32:16  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/sports/125185-in-preparation-of-bruins-rangers.html</link><description><![CDATA[dGk3UvOzxck<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2F1O%27Donoghue-Ireland.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[TQoTD for 05/23/2013]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2F1O%27Donoghue-Ireland.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 13:45:49  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/competitions/125184-tqotd-for-05232013.html</link><description><![CDATA[Which diamond has a Persian name meaning 'mountain of light'?<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2F1O%27Donoghue-Ireland.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Say what?]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;f=png&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F4NsdBXE.png" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 13:05:52  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/funny-stuff/125183-say-what.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&f=png&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F4NsdBXE.png" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[ "Cops Being Trained That Cell Phones Could Be Guns"]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2FAss-Goes-Here.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 12:52:25  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/news/125182-cops-being-trained-that-cell-phones-could-be-guns.html</link><description><![CDATA[Cops Being Trained That Cell Phones Could Be Guns New tactic attempts to limit YouTube clips of police brutality Paul Joseph Watson Infowars.com May 22, 2013 A recent case where a police officer attempted to seize a cell phone by claiming it could be a weapon underscores how cops are<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2FAss-Goes-Here.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Resistance is Futile]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg3.etsystatic.com%2F000%2F0%2F6002535%2Fil_fullxfull.209025187.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 12:21:08  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/funny-stuff/125181-resistance-is-futile.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg3.etsystatic.com%2F000%2F0%2F6002535%2Fil_fullxfull.209025187.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Amon Tobin - Nova]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2Fv33r88NXK-8%2F0.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 11:45:24  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/music/125180-amon-tobin-nova.html</link><description><![CDATA[Uploaded on 17 Nov 2009 a music video I made using an old encyclopedia britannica documentary on the solar system, and the amon tobin track nova. Also, the documentaries special effects are done by Jim Veilleux. The same person that did the special effects for the movie Star Wars: Episode<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2Fv33r88NXK-8%2F0.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[TQotD 23/5/23]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2Fiya.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 10:12:46  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/competitions/125179-tqotd-23523.html</link><description><![CDATA[I gotta stop being late for this. This now ubiquitous audio file format MP3 was created on this year. What does 'Mp3' stand for?<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2Fiya.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Life On The Road | Learn Guitar With David Brent]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2Fleon6aaaa.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 09:44:28  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/funny-stuff/125178-life-on-the-road-learn-guitar-with-david-brent.html</link><description><![CDATA[for anyone that's ever sat through a "learn teh guitar" type of video - this is just spot on.. vYPBVDZ8_Bs<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2Fleon6aaaa.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA["It's behind me, isn't it?"]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F8m3Ylyd.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 09:36:18  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/funny-stuff/125177-its-behind-me-isnt-it.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F8m3Ylyd.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Physicists Create Quantum Link Between Photons That Don't Exist at the Same Time]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2Fleon6aaaa.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 09:24:45  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/scifi-science-space/125175-physicists-create-quantum-link-between-photons-that-dont-exist-at-the-same-time.html</link><description><![CDATA[Physicists Create Quantum Link Between Photons That Don't Exist at the Same Time Now they're just messing with us. Physicists have long known that quantum mechanics allows for a subtle connection between quantum particles called entanglement, in which measuring one particle can instantly set the otherwise uncertain condition, or "state,"<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2Fleon6aaaa.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[fIREHOSE - If'n (1987) (Complete Album) HQ (Full Album)]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2Fleon6aaaa.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 09:20:23  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/music/125174-firehose-ifn-1987-complete-album-hq-full-album.html</link><description><![CDATA[one of my fave albums.. ever.. WZ3M8WfPhww<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2Fleon6aaaa.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[The truth about Sweden]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2Fdead_che.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 01:39:12  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/useful/125171-the-truth-about-sweden.html</link><description><![CDATA[v8_7yPocGPg<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2Fdead_che.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Soylent Kickstarter]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F1xLRFuo.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 01:27:43  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/food-recipes/125170-soylent-kickstarter.html</link><description><![CDATA[Don't how much credence I put on this, but I am intrigued. Here is the jist of it. A guy claimed to have stopped eating for several months, taking instead a nutritional product he developed on his own. He basically put together all of the body's nutritional requirments together in<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F1xLRFuo.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pope Francis Says Atheists Who Do Good Are Redeemed]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.huffpost.com%2Fgen%2F1151987%2Fthumbs%2Fr-POPE-FRANCIS-ATHEISTS-large570.jpg%3F6" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 00:30:50  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/religion/125169-pope-francis-says-atheists-who-do-good-are-redeemed.html</link><description><![CDATA[Pope Francis Says Atheists Who Do Good Are Redeemed, Not Just Catholics Pope Francis rocked some religious and atheist minds today when he declared that everyone was redeemed through Jesus, including atheists. During his homily at Wednesday Mass in Rome, Francis emphasized the importance of "doing good" as a principle<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fi.huffpost.com%2Fgen%2F1151987%2Fthumbs%2Fr-POPE-FRANCIS-ATHEISTS-large570.jpg%3F6" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[I'm Actually Glad He's Running Again...]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2F0.tqn.com%2Fd%2Fpoliticalhumor%2F1%2F7%2F3%2F9%2F4%2Fweiner-headline-rise-and-fall.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 22:39:05  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/politics/125168-im-actually-glad-hes-running-again.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2F0.tqn.com%2Fd%2Fpoliticalhumor%2F1%2F7%2F3%2F9%2F4%2Fweiner-headline-rise-and-fall.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[The true facts about the aye aye]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2FjHs5POy8-8Y%2F0.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 22:20:02  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/nature/125167-the-true-facts-about-the-aye-aye.html</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.youtube.com%2Fvi%2FjHs5POy8-8Y%2F0.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Soldier Hacked To Death On London Street ]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=avatar%2F1lfc_homeshirt_201012_crest_4bbcb144329bc197261936.jpg" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 22:17:52  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/news/125166-soldier-hacked-to-death-on-london-street-.html</link><description><![CDATA[A man has been killed in a machete attack and two suspects shot by police in Woolwich, south-east London. Prime Minister David Cameron said there were "strong indications that it is a terrorist incident" and the UK would "never buckle" in the face of such attacks. Footage has emerged showing<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=avatar%2F1lfc_homeshirt_201012_crest_4bbcb144329bc197261936.jpg" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[X-Box One]]></title><thumbnail url="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&amp;h=88&amp;zc=1&amp;src=https%3A%2F%2Flh4.googleusercontent.com%2F-BPs0x0O8zjs%2FUZ0IY_4KgeI%2FAAAAAAAAfU4%2F7r38xVZXF2Y%2Fw506-h281-o%2FiBzvb2JSpQNRM.gif" height="88" width="88"/><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 22:11:43  +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.teoti.com/gaming/125165-xbox-one.html</link><description><![CDATA[NSF56k, 12MB gif<br /><img src="http://www.teoti.com/images/phpThumb.php?w=88&h=88&zc=1&src=https%3A%2F%2Flh4.googleusercontent.com%2F-BPs0x0O8zjs%2FUZ0IY_4KgeI%2FAAAAAAAAfU4%2F7r38xVZXF2Y%2Fw506-h281-o%2FiBzvb2JSpQNRM.gif" style="float:right;" alt="" />]]></description></item></channel>
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