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Dinosaurs and Bible

10 comments, 214 views, posted 6:15 pm 10/07/2012 in Funny Stuff by tricpe
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6:54 pm 10/07/2012

z0phi3l

Dinosaurs are mentioned in the Bible, just gotta read it

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7:08 pm 10/07/2012

Suckapuncha

Quote by z0phi3l:
Dinosaurs are mentioned in the Bible, just gotta read it

Or another way to look at it is...

There are large creatures mentioned in the bible (Leviathan and Behemoth), and so people who want to believe the bible is true, just call them dinosaurs.

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7:23 pm 10/07/2012

djskitzy

maybe the author of that particular bit had some archeological training, and decided to work into his text something about the subject he was passionate about....

just sayin, it's as much chance being true as any other guess.....

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8:36 pm 10/07/2012

z0phi3l

Quote by Suckapuncha:
Quote by z0phi3l:
Dinosaurs are mentioned in the Bible, just gotta read it


Or another way to look at it is...

There are large creatures mentioned in the bible (Leviathan and Behemoth), and so people who want to believe the bible is true, just call them dinosaurs.



Based on their descriptions what do YOU think they are, if they aren't Dinosaurs?

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8:41 pm 10/07/2012

Suckapuncha

Quote by z0phi3l:
Based on their descriptions what do YOU think they are, if they aren't Dinosaurs?

I think they are a leviathan and a behemoth, in this particular story. But since I don't believe the bible is true, I think they are imaginary creatures, not dinosaurs.

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8:43 pm 10/07/2012

djskitzy

Quote by Suckapuncha:
I think they are imaginary creatures, not dinosaurs.


technically, they could be both....

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9:00 pm 10/07/2012

z0phi3l

Quote by Suckapuncha:
Quote by z0phi3l:
Based on their descriptions what do YOU think they are, if they aren't Dinosaurs?


I think they are a leviathan and a behemoth, in this particular story. But since I don't believe the bible is true, I think they are imaginary creatures, not dinosaurs.



At least you're honest with your ridiculous bias

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9:09 pm 10/07/2012

djskitzy

I think there's a case for a chinese whisper scenario... he was a carpenter, and he MADE a cross, and accidentally nailed through his hand and got stuck to the cross and almost died (went into a coma) and then recovered....

How important is the bible now?

A long ass story about a carpenter that got sensationalised and re-written totally wrong....

I blame Ruperdious Murdochious, the Roman's top newsman... always on the sacred wine, that twat.....

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9:52 pm 10/07/2012

tricpe

Quote by djskitzy:
I blame Ruperdious Murdochious

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10:43 pm 10/07/2012

Suckapuncha

Quote by z0phi3l:
At least you're honest with your ridiculous bias

Actually I think you are confused. I do not believe in any religion, I think they are all fiction. I answered your question in the context in which it was asked, the Christian bible. You however, only believe that Christianity is right, and all other religions are false. And that sir, is bias.

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