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The Logic Is Uh...

4 comments, 190 views, posted 1:01 am 17/08/2012 in Funny Stuff by griffin
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The logic is agnosticious, or maybe athierific.

Why I am an atheist:

1. Atheists do not believe in higher powers.
2. God is the highest power.
3. Therefore, God must be an atheist.
4. We should all strive to be like God.
5. We should all be atheists.

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2:10 am 17/08/2012

Quaektem

The problem is in the first step.

a·the·ist noun
a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings.

God is not a person and therefore cannot be an atheist.

9:42 am 17/08/2012

bradpitt

Quote by Quaektem:

The problem is in the first step.

a·the·ist noun
a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings.

God is not a person and therefore cannot be an atheist.

1:23 pm 17/08/2012

griffin

Webster 1913 to the rescue!

Atheist
--> One <--- who disbelieves or denies the existence of a God, or supreme intelligent Being.

Now I'm off to lick some windows.

4:55 pm 17/08/2012

Quaektem

Ah, I like that definition since God would believe in the existence of him/her self!

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