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Funnehs

Stickied, 8 comments, 356 views, posted 3:20 am 24/04/2019 in Funny Stuff by elsels
elsels has 14652 posts, 593 threads, 74 points, location: Wishing I was somewhere else!
I have no stinking title, leave me alone.

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Extra Points Given by:

HariSeldon (5), Paracelsus (5), REALITY (10)

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2
3:46 am 24/04/2019

HariSeldon

mugger: *points gun* your money or your life

me: sure thing *hands him my id* you got 2 kids and didn’t actually understand the matrix

mugger: no i mean-

me: *already running away* you're late for steph’s recital

1
4:17 am 24/04/2019

evolution

How?

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4:26 am 24/04/2019

elsels

You take the S out of Safe and the F out of Way.

2
9:06 pm 24/04/2019

tricpe

What's the difference between the snowman and the snowwoman?

3
9:58 pm 24/04/2019

elsels

Snowballs

I am very disappointed that not one has followed through with my funny. :/

3
4:54 am 25/04/2019

evolution

Quote by elsels:
I am very disappointed that not one has followed through with my funny. :/

I'm sorry. I don't really the get the joke.


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12:27 pm 25/04/2019

elsels

How do you put an elephant inside a Safeway bag? (Safeway is a grocery store in the Northwest)

*How?

You take the S out of Safe and the F out of way.

* But, there is no F in way...

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9:51 pm 25/04/2019

REALITY

Quote by evolution:
Quote by elsels:
I am very disappointed that not one has followed through with my funny. :/


I'm sorry. I don't really the get the joke.


There's always one.

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