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Great Drunk Story...

2 comments, 1601 views, posted 3:19 pm 23/01/2009 in Funny Stuff by Ronaldl
Ronaldl has 5162 posts, 2077 threads, 0 points
I lost my way home

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest biker in the face and says...

'I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her In the hallway buck naked...Man she is one fine looking Woman!!!'

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His Buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker, and would usually fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says, 'I got It on with your grandma, and she is good...the best I ever had !!!'

The Biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, 'I'll tell you something else boy...your grandma liked it!'

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders....looks him square in the eyes and says....


'Grandpa.....go home!!! You're drunk.!!!'

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7:55 am 24/01/2009

Lou

Hilerious.. gd post points at reset...

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1:09 am 25/01/2009

Giggles

LOL LOL LOL points when I can... thanks

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