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5 Rules For Life

1 comments, 3370 views, posted 9:44 am 21/08/2011 in Funny Stuff by djskitzy
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1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk

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4:20 pm 21/08/2011

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Quote by djskitzy:



4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

Many people remember this and constantly rub your fucking nose in it.

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