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Petition Pres to Create 'Do-Not-Kill' List!

8 comments, 161 views, posted 10:29 pm 30/05/2012 in Health by griffin
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Create a Do Not Kill List
The New York Times reports that President Obama has created an official “kill list” that he uses to personally order the assassination of American citizens. Considering that the government already has a “Do Not Call” list and a “No Fly” list, we hereby request that the White House create a “Do Not Kill” list in which American citizens can sign up to avoid being put on the president’s “kill list” and therefore avoid being executed without indictment, judge, jury, trial or due process of law.

Created: May 30, 2012

Go here to sign the petition.

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3
10:32 pm 30/05/2012

Quaektem

It's a trap!!!!!

1
10:45 pm 30/05/2012

marksyzm

So how many have so far?

3
12:21 am 31/05/2012

z0phi3l

I aint signing nuttin

2
12:38 am 31/05/2012

Viscera

can't we start our own "Kill List"???

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4:59 am 31/05/2012

griffin

Quote by Viscera:
can't we start our own "Kill List"???


Don't be ridiculous, only mods have access to
There is no kill list, ha ha. What a joker you are.

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5:01 am 31/05/2012

Viscera

see, if I knew THAT I wouldn't have screwed up my time as a mod

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6:29 am 31/05/2012

marksyzm

Quote by griffin:
Quote by Viscera:
can't we start our own "Kill List"???

Don't be ridiculous, only mods have access to
There is no kill list, ha ha. What a joker you are.


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7:01 pm 31/05/2012

cyvoid

well I was expecting to be rick-rolled i didn't actually expect it to go to a real petition on the whitehouse website.

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