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Five Innovations You Can Thank The Nazis For

13 comments, 264 views, posted 12:23 am 17/07/2012 in History by Quaektem
Quaektem has 12861 posts, 1579 threads, 387 points, location: James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron...

OK, I am going to be the first to say that the Nazi Party of Germany was a hideous stain on mankind. There really isn't any room for forgiveness to what they did against the Jews, Gypsies, Homosexuals, Catholics, and others. They did some really bad stuff. However, there are a few things we can thank them for, as well. The Nazi party was pretty innovative with a few ideas that you might not even consider was their ideas. Here are five innovations that we can thank the Nazis for.

1: Rocketry and Space Exploration
NASA and the other space agencies in the world have Nazi Germany to thank for everything they do. Wernher Von Braun, the man who invented the liquid-fueled rocket, was a member of the Nazi party. He is the person responsible for the missiles the Nazis shot at Britain during the war, but he is also the guy that helped to land us on the moon. Sure, he belonged to a really scum-filled group of political nuts at the time, but he made amends by coming to America and helping us! What did we give him? Naturalized citizenship.

2: Highway Systems
First off, while the Romans were the first empire to put together an advanced highway system, it was Hitler who devised the Autobahn. The Autobahn was the first freeway system in the world. It provided over 100,000 jobs for people in Germany when they were in a very severe depression following World War One and it gave Hitler a way of moving troops quickly across the country. Today, every major country in the world has an Autobahn-like superstructure to drive its Volkswagens on - yet, another Nazi innovation.

3: Public Welfare Programs
When we think of the Nazi Party, we sometimes forget that it was a far-left wing of German politics. They were the National Socialist German Workers’ Party, which meant they were full of group programs to help the underprivileged (as long as you weren't a group they didn't like!). In 1933, the Nazi party launched one of the largest public welfare programs in history. During the winters, they would help the poor by making sure they had heat and food. People were encouraged to donate their time and money to the cause. In the end, all Germans would share a common level of comfort according to the Nazis. What they didn't tell the people was that the entire thing was funded by stealing from those the Nazis didn't like.

4: Animal Conservation
Even if you were a Nazi, how could you resist a cute little, cuddly animal? OK, it still doesn't lessen the fact that you were a part of one of the world's most evil political groups. The Nazis put together hunting laws to save their wildlife in 1934. They created hunting seasons, brought education to children about protecting animals, and even created an endangered species list. In a serious case of irony, the Nazis also banned and outlawed the use of vivisection (experimenting on live animals). While it was illegal to do this on wildlife, they had no problem of experimenting on living humans! Today, most western countries follow the laws put up by Nazi Germany on animal conservation. Who would have thought they would be leaders in this field?

5: No Smoking Laws
Does your state or region allow you to smoke in public places? In Ohio, we're not allowed to smoke anywhere, including bars. Before you start blaming liberals in California for rules like this, you should know it was Hitler who created smoking bans. He, personally, couldn't stand the smell of smoke and considered it a huge waste of money. The Nazis banned smoking in restaurants and public transportation systems, citing public health, and severely regulated the advertising of smoking and cigarettes. Smoking among pregnant women was frowned upon because the Nazis thought it led to miscarriages - which we now know is true. There was also a high tobacco tax, and the supplies of cigarettes were rationed. This meant, if the Nazis said you couldn't smoke more than one pack a day - that was all you got!

http://myfivebest.com/five-innovations-you-can-thank-the-nazis-for/

Extra Points Given by:

golfhack (5), aion_z (4), Viscera (5), bradpitt (5), marksyzm (5), tricpe (5)

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12:28 am 17/07/2012

golfhack

The Volkswagen
Hot Burning Gas Ovens
Snappy Military Uniforms
The list goes on...........

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12:48 am 17/07/2012

djskitzy

The workplace cafeteria.... Dinner breaks at the workplace.... the eight hour shift pattern.... fair fuck, hitler shoulda stayed off the fett...

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3:18 am 17/07/2012

Viscera

black white and red color scheme as well

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4:47 am 17/07/2012

z0phi3l

Interesting on of the few articles that correctly notes that the Nazi Party was a far Left party and not a far Right party like the Left here keeps trying to make us all believe

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7:53 am 17/07/2012

bradpitt

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8:27 am 17/07/2012

marksyzm

Quote by z0phi3l:
Interesting on of the few articles that correctly notes that the Nazi Party was a far Left party and not a far Right party like the Left here keeps trying to make us all believe


In the beginning, yes. But they became far right by definition, but stuck to invariably centrist roots. I don't think you can deny there are racist and fascist left and right wing parties, and you can't deny that parties like the Republicans, Democrats, Conservatives or Labour don't swing strongly in what they do from time to time.

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12:15 pm 17/07/2012

Quaektem

I think the whole concept of fascism is to blend the most populous aspects of both right wing and left wing aspects in order to facilitate social change... tough the right wing aspects (nationalism and militarism) are also used to by almost all communist states to maintain power (where as socialist states, such as those in Europe, tend to use neither). Another aspect considered right wing is the denial of unionization and workers rights... but again, that is a tactic that gets applied in communism.

One thing I strongly disagree with is the description that fascism is in any way centrist. They may blend right wing and left wing philosophies, but they do in an extreme fashion in order to promote an ultimately left-wing agenda (eugenics, social engineering and regulation/control of industry).

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12:22 pm 17/07/2012

Viscera

you say that like it's a bad thing

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12:28 pm 17/07/2012

Quaektem

Not necessarily, just something I disagree with.

I'm sure if the fascist party in power wanted everything I wanted it wouldn't be all that bad... but it would still be wrong.

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2:49 pm 17/07/2012

HariSeldon

Quote by Quaektem:
However, there are a few things we can thank them for, as well. The Nazi party was pretty innovative with a few ideas that you might not even consider was their ideas. Here are five innovations that we can thank the Nazis for.

you're right. I wouldn't consider that those ideas were theirs - because they weren't. I certainly wouldn't thank them for any of these "innovations".

Rocketry in the current day is just the end result of a long history of such technology starting in the 13th century

Animal conservation? Wtf? Really? Again such programs existed 1000's of years before the nazis

No smoking laws have been around since at least the 16th century, but most likely they've been around even before that.

The article is silly and a perfect example of bs made simply to attract hits.
highways? They even admit that highways started in 500 BC. Freeways are hardly an innovation. Even if it was, there was one on Long Island in 1908

public welfare started by the nazis? Welfare has been around for 1000's and 1000's of years. Again, the Romans were big in it, but there were charity programs LONG before that.

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8:00 pm 17/07/2012

marksyzm

I agree with you, Q, but as mentioned in the article they used centrist ideologies to please the peasants, although using fascist methods to do so

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9:27 pm 17/07/2012

Quaektem

While they may have used centrist propaganda, it was not a core principle of there philosophy.

All I'm saying

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10:07 pm 17/07/2012

marksyzm

Yeah fair enough

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