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1
12:30 pm 09/02/2016

The Tired Parents. 

0 Comments • Created by marksyzm

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10:56 am 09/02/2016

Look at that, you SOB! 

1 Comments • Created by aion_z • Last post by marksyzm

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12:22 am 07/02/2016

Facebook post of the day 

10 Comments • Created by bytehead • Last post by bytehead

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5:28 pm 06/02/2016

Dream house... 

I drove by this house some time ago and couldn't get over how nice it looked. Then some

13 Comments • Created by Edorph • Last post by REALITY

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1:26 am 04/02/2016

Quote of the Day 

1 Comments • Created by aion_z • Last post by evolution

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4:59 pm 03/02/2016

Is this the most middle class row ever?  

Furious tutting in the aisles as Waitrose cafe swaps china for PAPER plates and cups The row began

8 Comments • Created by REALITY • Last post by Pooka

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4:09 am 01/02/2016

Well, that was excruciating. 

I hadn't backed up my system to my USB hard drive since I updated to Windows 10. Decided

13 Comments • Created by bytehead • Last post by bytehead

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9:25 pm 31/01/2016

Wombat. 

Just spotted this on imgur; had to post. No harness, though, I mean seriously wtf?

10 Comments • Created by marksyzm • Last post by Wombat_Harness

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3:02 pm 29/01/2016

How do write an x? 

How do you write an x? In cursive writing, I tried writing it on ms paint (mouse:win10), and

17 Comments • Created by mohit_117 • Last post by Flee

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2:25 pm 29/01/2016

Happy Birthday Cardiff_Cockney!! 

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Cardiff_Cockney, happy birthday to you!!

4 Comments • Created by dr3n • Last post by tricpe

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1:35 pm 28/01/2016

Teenager flies from Sheff. to Essex via Berlin because it's cheaper than trains 

A cost-conscious teenager found the perfect way to save on his journey home - by booking a flight

14 Comments • Created by marksyzm • Last post by tricpe

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10:44 am 28/01/2016

What's your funeral song? 

Mine are: Galaxy Song by Monty Python Moonage Daydream by David Bowie Ode to joy from Beethoven's 9th

23 Comments • Created by marksyzm • Last post by tricpe

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7:57 am 28/01/2016

Happy birthday, yoargenitno! 

1 Comments • Created by tricpe • Last post by REALITY

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6:42 pm 25/01/2016

Who has Cable TV, and how much to you pay? 

The comment I made in the X-Files thread has me thinking.... Understanding that Cable TV is different in

20 Comments • Created by Flee • Last post by pachi99

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7:34 pm 21/01/2016

Woohoo! 

Comcast did something at the pole, and now I'm getting some decent speeds! Now, let's see how long

3 Comments • Created by bytehead • Last post by Rosie

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4:42 pm 21/01/2016

Dang it Mark/Reality! Biatching Post! 

Can we please move the quote and edit tabs to make them further apart. I keep hitting edit

2 Comments • Created by elsels • Last post by marksyzm

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10:10 am 21/01/2016

Just put my dog to sleep 

My best pal gibbo is now playing in the big park in the sky. I'm gutted.

13 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by Wombat_Harness

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9:00 am 14/01/2016

And The List Grows On..... 

Some of you know me well enough to know the only reason I ain't topped myself is because

8 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by Quaektem

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7:44 pm 11/01/2016

The Merrimac and The MonoRail? What? 

I ask the kid, what were the two ironclad ships that fought in the Civil War. The confederate

2 Comments • Created by elsels • Last post by elsels

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10:28 pm 01/01/2016

What happens when Queen Elizabeth II dies 

Queen Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God Queen of this Realm and of Her other Realms

12 Comments • Created by marksyzm • Last post by pachi99

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3:14 pm 01/01/2016

Happy new year, Teotians 

Oh and here's 200 points for you all to muck about with for 5 minutes

19 Comments • Created by marksyzm • Last post by pachi99

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3:04 pm 18/12/2015

Friday Tunage 

28 Comments • Created by dr3n • Last post by elsels

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4:27 pm 17/12/2015

Christmas 

has sort of just landed on my desk.. check that beauty of a mince pie out!!

4 Comments • Created by dr3n • Last post by djskitzy

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2:14 pm 17/12/2015

It's my birthday... 

and I'll cry if I want to. XsYJyVEUaC4

11 Comments • Created by bytehead • Last post by bytehead

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10:21 am 17/12/2015

HBBH 

!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BYTEY !!!

10 Comments • Created by dr3n • Last post by bytehead

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9:24 am 15/12/2015

After the Divorce, What Do You Do With Your Wedding Photos? 

I recently saw in someone's living room an oversize framed wedding photo on the wall. That reminded me

3 Comments • Created by Churrie • Last post by REALITY

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6:14 pm 13/12/2015

Fscking Comcast... 

Got up this morning to non-working Internet. Cable TV was working fine, but Internet and the voice line

2 Comments • Created by bytehead • Last post by bytehead

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1:27 am 08/12/2015

Fine... I missed you jerks.  

It's been a fucking miserable year. Wife asked for a divorce March 15 (et tu Brute?) Mom went

23 Comments • Created by Quaektem • Last post by Edorph

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4:40 am 03/12/2015

God is back 

and he is pissed. The end is near.

28 Comments • Created by i_am_god • Last post by djskitzy

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1:18 pm 01/12/2015

Happy Birthday Eaglebloke!!! 

Happy birfday chris!!

4 Comments • Created by dr3n • Last post by elsels

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9:44 am 27/11/2015

REALITY 

REALITY does not exist Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. It is also

11 Comments • Created by tricpe • Last post by REALITY

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2:55 pm 21/11/2015

I got greeted with "Do you want to upgrade to Windows 10" today. 

So, I'm upgrading today. Fun times ahead....

12 Comments • Created by bytehead • Last post by tricpe

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10:23 pm 18/11/2015

Stanley McMurtry (Mac)'s upset someone with a cartoon :( 

2 Comments • Created by marksyzm • Last post by REALITY

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7:12 pm 11/11/2015

Great news, everyone! 

0 Comments • Created by tricpe

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11:46 pm 06/11/2015

I'm just sayin' 

3 Comments • Created by thomasslavin • Last post by djskitzy

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11:45 am 01/11/2015

Red pencils at the ready... 

The Jeremy Corbyn COLOURING BOOK!

0 Comments • Created by REALITY

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7:18 pm 28/10/2015

Pumpkin Carving Time..... 

Here's my first offering for this year... got at least one more to do, maybe a couple more.....

12 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by REALITY

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4:43 pm 26/10/2015

Walked 3 Miles Today 

Went for a nice stroll along the promenade today with the family, we're all aiming to be a

5 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by tricpe

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11:32 pm 22/10/2015

Just Sayin' 

Stories like this, always have a way of putting the right perspective on life. Jean Thompson stood in

0 Comments • Created by golfhack

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10:31 pm 16/10/2015

My name's Alex.. 

8 Comments • Created by REALITY • Last post by REALITY