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6:50 pm 28/04/2016

Friday Tunes.. Wait.. What? 

well sort of.. we are moving house on Saturday and our internet is being cut tomorrow so i

6 Comments • Created by dr3n • Last post by REALITY

27
8:52 am 26/04/2016

teh prize 

Thanks, Flee!

8 Comments • Created by tricpe • Last post by REALITY

9
10:32 am 22/04/2016

Idiot Francesa Perder El Buen Vino 

A group of French winemakers flooded a highway with thousands of gallons of wine earlier this week, in

2 Comments • Created by golfhack • Last post by pachi99

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11:09 pm 20/04/2016

Have We Got Any Stamp Collectors? 

As the title... are there any stamp collectors on teoti?

5 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by Suckapuncha

11
9:35 am 19/04/2016

Refuting the thread:Pachi, just in case you are in any doubt 

Refuting the thread: Pachi, just in case you are in any doubt 8. 2,000,000 million people have died

17 Comments • Created by pachi99 • Last post by pachi99

22
10:07 pm 16/04/2016

I'm not as think as you... THREAD 

Drunk I am! Share your SFW Shenanigans! Hunny brought home a nice Shandy, Cranberry and Ginger, yummy! My

4 Comments • Created by elsels • Last post by elsels

108
5:54 pm 09/04/2016

Britain --> Stereotype versus Reality 

1. What people think teatime is like: Christopher Furlong / Getty Images What it’s actually like: Twitter: @Veeoh 2. What

12 Comments • Created by griffin • Last post by janstheman

184
3:10 pm 01/04/2016

I looked at Mrs Skitz funny again.... 

18 weeks and 4 days pregnant again.... It's mad because the TV is actually working.....

20 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by elsels

8
2:09 pm 01/04/2016

Its What They Are 

1 Comments • Created by aion_z • Last post by backroom

84
12:55 am 01/04/2016

How is this even possible? 

When I logged in this morning I had 800 points. What happened? Who stole them? :/

13 Comments • Created by elsels • Last post by Flee

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9:46 pm 29/03/2016

I haven't even... 

Made it to the board this month. Must up my game, start a flame war or something. :/

6 Comments • Created by elsels • Last post by elsels

13
9:14 am 29/03/2016

Hello my pretty... 

todays phrase of the day "hello.. can you put me through to customer retentions please?"

25 Comments • Created by dr3n • Last post by Flee

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11:52 pm 26/03/2016

Charity? 

Went to take kids to get their haircut today, and parked around the corner from barbers when I

18 Comments • Created by marksyzm • Last post by LordViscera

111
12:21 pm 26/03/2016

Point whoring 

It seems hard work submitting good thread content is not enough any more and the only way to

8 Comments • Created by superuser • Last post by elsels

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6:07 pm 25/03/2016

Could I please have some points?  

I'm in need of some point loving.... that dastardly MASTERV thinks he's teh daddy...well I'll show him.... if

7 Comments • Created by HeadOfPins • Last post by qsysopr

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1:46 pm 25/03/2016

Could I please have some points? 

I'm in need of some point loving.... that dastardly MASTERV thinks he's teh daddy...well I'll show him.... if

8 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by qsysopr

2
11:36 am 25/03/2016

Is It Me?  

Every time I click on a thread title in the random threads container it just refreshes (annoyingly I

2 Comments • Created by HeadOfPins • Last post by djskitzy

10
4:45 pm 21/03/2016

Happy Birthday Jaran!!!!!!! 

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Jaran, happy birthday to you!!

5 Comments • Created by dr3n • Last post by marksyzm

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12:27 pm 20/03/2016

World Leader. 

Congratulations! You've just been unanimously voted in as World Leader, (a couple of nations had to be conquered,

24 Comments • Created by REALITY • Last post by evolution

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4:00 pm 17/03/2016

If you could have a super power, what would it be? 

I was talking about super powers with some coworkers, and thought I would ask Teoti. If you could

23 Comments • Created by Flee • Last post by elsels

1
4:46 pm 16/03/2016

Earring backing inside earlobe... 

My youngest has earring backs inside her earlobes and won't let me take them out. Looks like a

5 Comments • Created by elsels • Last post by tamsnod27

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2:38 pm 02/03/2016

Ricky Gervais: The Difference Between American and British Humour 

Apart from the spelling of the word, obviously...

3 Comments • Created by marksyzm • Last post by Flee

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9:46 pm 01/03/2016

I voted... 

Never have I been so indecisive going to the polls. I made my final pick driving to the

12 Comments • Created by Quaektem • Last post by Quaektem

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6:53 pm 26/02/2016

Desktop thread? Desktop thread. 

8 Comments • Created by mynameis • Last post by mohit_117

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12:01 pm 23/02/2016

Hahaaaa i need yet another operation! 

Right ear this time... had ear infection last summer that I didn't get sorted before my heart op,

17 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by Weedenski

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8:16 am 19/02/2016

So, so very ill.. 

i am so ill.. eldest child came down with it on Sunday night.. Youngest came down with it

28 Comments • Created by dr3n • Last post by janstheman

0
6:26 pm 16/02/2016

Like Chuck E Cheese for Adults! 

Wegmans is my favorite grocery store. I can find anything there, anything! What is your favorite (Grocery) store,

12 Comments • Created by elsels • Last post by elsels

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3:52 pm 15/02/2016

It's Snowing... 

Again. Problem is that it is too cold to actually enjoy and play outside. 17 degrees, no thank

30 Comments • Created by elsels • Last post by evolution

1
4:44 pm 14/02/2016

Happy.. whatever.  

1 Comments • Created by aion_z • Last post by aion_z

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10:07 am 12/02/2016

Simpsons Movie References 

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1
12:30 pm 09/02/2016

The Tired Parents. 

0 Comments • Created by marksyzm

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10:56 am 09/02/2016

Look at that, you SOB! 

1 Comments • Created by aion_z • Last post by marksyzm

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12:22 am 07/02/2016

Facebook post of the day 

10 Comments • Created by bytehead • Last post by bytehead

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5:28 pm 06/02/2016

Dream house... 

I drove by this house some time ago and couldn't get over how nice it looked. Then some

13 Comments • Created by Edorph • Last post by REALITY

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1:26 am 04/02/2016

Quote of the Day 

1 Comments • Created by aion_z • Last post by evolution

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4:59 pm 03/02/2016

Is this the most middle class row ever?  

Furious tutting in the aisles as Waitrose cafe swaps china for PAPER plates and cups The row began

8 Comments • Created by REALITY • Last post by Pooka

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4:09 am 01/02/2016

Well, that was excruciating. 

I hadn't backed up my system to my USB hard drive since I updated to Windows 10. Decided

13 Comments • Created by bytehead • Last post by bytehead

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9:25 pm 31/01/2016

Wombat. 

Just spotted this on imgur; had to post. No harness, though, I mean seriously wtf?

10 Comments • Created by marksyzm • Last post by Wombat_Harness

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3:02 pm 29/01/2016

How do write an x? 

How do you write an x? In cursive writing, I tried writing it on ms paint (mouse:win10), and

17 Comments • Created by mohit_117 • Last post by Flee

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2:25 pm 29/01/2016

Happy Birthday Cardiff_Cockney!! 

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Cardiff_Cockney, happy birthday to you!!

4 Comments • Created by dr3n • Last post by tricpe