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14 hours 31 minutes ago

how to be a moderator! 

I keep searching for a post on how to become a teoti moderator. But I can't find it

13 Comments • Created by whoamI • Last post by marksyzm

61
7:17 pm 21/09/2014

The New Fish Tank 

Here it is in all it's glory. I got a few pictures of the fish, but they're still

9 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by djskitzy

65
8:45 pm 20/09/2014

Bargain! 

You guys know me by now, I never pay full price for anything, and boy have I gone

13 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by djskitzy

52
8:35 pm 20/09/2014

David's girlfriend is tired of The Minute Man routine 

2 Comments • Created by thomasslavin • Last post by Flee

26
11:50 pm 13/09/2014

How NOT to take a breathalyzer test 

1 Comments • Created by thomasslavin • Last post by aion_z

52
3:12 pm 11/09/2014

My T-Shirt Arrived!! 

Thanks Mark, it made it here no probs, I fukn love it

3 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by djskitzy

7
1:02 pm 10/09/2014

Wombat! 

Show your face, you old blighter

6 Comments • Created by marksyzm • Last post by tricpe

91
12:06 pm 10/09/2014

I've Quit Weed 

5 days, I know it's not even week yet, but I've been smoking non stop for 25 years....

15 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by Squirrel

30
11:20 pm 01/09/2014

Burning Man - finale 

0 Comments • Created by thomasslavin

32
11:38 am 17/08/2014

Toddlers of Teoti #1 

Joshua: "Why do you have crumbs on your face, Daddy?" Me: "They're hairs! One day you'll have hairs

0 Comments • Created by marksyzm

12
9:08 pm 06/08/2014

Underwear and interwebs? Is this you? 

0 Comments • Created by thomasslavin

132
9:18 pm 02/08/2014

The Drive To Mine 

This is a portion of the way we have to drive to town and back every day. This

8 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by marksyzm

3
11:29 am 25/07/2014

Putin Planning To Release Evidence Exposing 9/11 As An Inside Job. Apparently. 

As tensions between the U.S. and Russia remain at an all time high comparable to that of the

7 Comments • Created by marksyzm • Last post by djskitzy

11
9:55 am 10/07/2014

Morph - Twin Decks 

0 Comments • Created by marksyzm

6
9:18 pm 03/07/2014

Fizzy? That sounds familiar... 

London fraudster Fizzy jailed for '£30m' lottery scam Frank Onyeachonam lived a "lavish lifestyle" with the money A

0 Comments • Created by tricpe

33
7:19 pm 30/06/2014

I needz0rs joor 10 pointz ermmmm 0rs... 

look at my score.. so i could really do with some kind person (or even you..) to give

2 Comments • Created by dr3n • Last post by mynameis

143
10:49 pm 09/06/2014

Viscera and I don't see eye to eye, but that's OK. 

I've pretty much reached a breaking point, or maybe it is a breakthrough point. I will try to

51 Comments • Created by bytehead • Last post by mynameis

42
11:55 pm 06/06/2014

Am I a racist or not?!? (and watch that closet door...) 

This is less to call out dr3n (who has actually been a very fair and enjoyable person to

17 Comments • Created by Quaektem • Last post by LordViscera

8
11:45 pm 02/06/2014

So it's Von's Birthday... 

and he has not been seen around here in five long years. Anyway, someone tell old Peter Happy

6 Comments • Created by elsels • Last post by djskitzy

55
7:16 pm 28/05/2014

Heading For Homelessness.... 

Well my landlord has sold the house we rent off him, and has given us 2 months notice

7 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by djskitzy

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1:29 am 26/05/2014

Uummmm, forget that I asked 

0 Comments • Created by thomasslavin

37
6:16 pm 23/05/2014

Ah NY 

Sitting in traffic in the middle of the Bronx on our way to DC for the weekend.

7 Comments • Created by Quaektem • Last post by Suckapuncha

227
9:01 pm 19/05/2014

Freedom!!! 

Just had my ankle tag taken off..... Punishment served, only gotta pay the rest of the fine now,

5 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by elsels

46
2:05 am 13/05/2014

So Mark's older 

Heisthirtymotherfuck ingtwo!!

6 Comments • Created by mynameis • Last post by marksyzm

28
5:49 pm 09/05/2014

Friday Figs... 

fhanktucktorfhat... bring on teh gogglebox and beer thankyouplease...

0 Comments • Created by dr3n