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2 hours 27 minutes ago

point hoe 

things havent changed much i see reality is still the point hoe.

4 Comments • Created by majorhan • Last post by Lrrp

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10:49 pm 24/08/2016

Me (With Mrs S n Connie Photobombing a Cool-Ass Selfie) 

Chilled out on the beach today, with less than 5 days until the new baby is here, as

2 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by elsels

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2:43 am 24/08/2016

Six Degrees of Separation to Kevin Bacon... 

We were talking about pyschopaths and ended up talking about famous people (somewhat famous people too)... So here

21 Comments • Created by elsels • Last post by elsels

18
2:55 pm 17/08/2016

Fast Food 

17 Comments • Created by griffin • Last post by dr3n

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2:47 pm 10/08/2016

Dream house II 

Hello, my name is Edorph, and I'm an addict. I obsessively browse country side real estate ads while

31 Comments • Created by Edorph • Last post by elsels

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7:49 pm 04/08/2016

Some Advice... 

So I was thinking earlier (I sometimes do this, if there is some certainty that it won't get

12 Comments • Created by HeadOfPins • Last post by pachi99

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9:04 pm 03/08/2016

Forget 

If You Forget me I want you to know one thing. You know how this is: if I

6 Comments • Created by PiratePoet • Last post by pachi99

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8:18 pm 28/07/2016

What If... 

What if, in a few years time, everyone at snopes.com turned round and said: "Ha! Not really!"

2 Comments • Created by HeadOfPins • Last post by HariSeldon

1
7:36 pm 26/07/2016

USA Freedom Kids....part 2 

6 Comments • Created by REALITY • Last post by backroom

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2:40 pm 22/07/2016

Friday Tunes: Lazy dr3n 

I guess I will do it since dr3n is busy licking a diseased blanket. They be fast; They

3 Comments • Created by Flee • Last post by Edorph

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9:18 pm 21/07/2016

We Just Made These Picture Frames 

Chris and me just got our heads together and made a frame for the poster of the las

10 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by djskitzy

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10:11 pm 20/07/2016

My Current Favourite Photograph... 

Golfhack and little ole me..... with my second favourite....

3 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by djskitzy

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7:47 pm 16/07/2016

Turkey coup: Conspiracy theorists claim attempt was faked by Erdogan 

I debated on posting this but, given the situation over there anything is possible. Since Hitler Did something

7 Comments • Created by MASTERV • Last post by Flee

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3:54 am 10/07/2016

What Will You Do When...  

This US election cycle is over? Say for example: I personally have to avoid FB convos with certain

10 Comments • Created by elsels • Last post by PiratePoet

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1:33 pm 08/07/2016

Back in the UK... 

Hey folks, teh skitz is back in blighty... More stories and pics and Vids to come when I

4 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by elsels

1
7:39 am 03/07/2016

Not see a strange pattern among the world's extreme right wing ? 

Not see a strange pattern among the world's extreme right wing ?

10 Comments • Created by pachi99 • Last post by pachi99

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9:26 pm 01/07/2016

Putin 

Vladimir Putin crushes CNN's Fareed Zakaria in St. Petersburg, Russia. Everything Fareed tried, Putin deflected and fire some

1 Comments • Created by REALITY • Last post by pachi99

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5:50 pm 30/06/2016

HATE CRIME... 

wtf is happening to the world (there may be a large area of sarcasm in this thread) www.facebook.com

2 Comments • Created by REALITY • Last post by tricpe

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4:35 pm 30/06/2016

Enough with the politics, Czech out some photos instead (N56k) 

Inspired by griffin's Vegas photos, so I'm sharing a couple from Prague two weeks ago. The kinds of

8 Comments • Created by Edorph • Last post by Edorph

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9:23 pm 27/06/2016

The boys are back in town 

24 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by djskitzy

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1:32 pm 26/06/2016

Points & even more points 

Im Like a kid in a candy shop here. Every time I turn around I have another 25

6 Comments • Created by Goldie • Last post by REALITY

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3:53 am 23/06/2016

Stay off the road 

Having fun in the US, apart from knocking a 12 year old boy off his bike with my

7 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by PiratePoet

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5:28 pm 21/06/2016

Old School. Who's Left & who's not 

I know I pop up every now and then & keep seeing the same old people . What

23 Comments • Created by Goldie • Last post by djskitzy

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11:20 pm 20/06/2016

Teoti Never Dies 

I agree Holy shit I Joined 12:57 pm 02/11/2006. A lot has happened since then guys..

20 Comments • Created by Goldie • Last post by evolution

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7:45 am 13/06/2016

We're Away.... brb... (not really, be back in 25 days suckers!!) 

We're both going on a.... summer holiday.... no more nagging for a week or three (plus four days)....

6 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by elsels

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3:29 am 04/06/2016

GAAAAAAAAAyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy  

Are you? Do you care if you are? Do you KNOW if you are not? Do you care

11 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by mynameis

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6:44 am 30/05/2016

Happy birthday, HariSeldon! 

6 Comments • Created by tricpe • Last post by pachi99

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5:15 pm 23/05/2016

What do you prefer: long posts or short posts? 

I was wondering...do you prefer long posts with all content and images on the teoti post, or do

15 Comments • Created by superuser • Last post by superuser

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2:03 pm 22/05/2016

23 Days To Go..... 

Three weeks and two days to go, and everything is booked, filled in, checked and triple checked.... I've

5 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by tricpe

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6:13 pm 19/05/2016

Admins 

1 Comments • Created by tricpe • Last post by REALITY

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6:19 am 13/05/2016

Happy birthday, marksyzm! 

23 Comments • Created by tricpe • Last post by elsels

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6:50 pm 28/04/2016

Friday Tunes.. Wait.. What? 

well sort of.. we are moving house on Saturday and our internet is being cut tomorrow so i

6 Comments • Created by dr3n • Last post by REALITY

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8:52 am 26/04/2016

teh prize 

Thanks, Flee!

8 Comments • Created by tricpe • Last post by REALITY

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10:32 am 22/04/2016

Idiot Francesa Perder El Buen Vino 

A group of French winemakers flooded a highway with thousands of gallons of wine earlier this week, in

2 Comments • Created by golfhack • Last post by pachi99

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11:09 pm 20/04/2016

Have We Got Any Stamp Collectors? 

As the title... are there any stamp collectors on teoti?

5 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by Suckapuncha

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9:35 am 19/04/2016

Refuting the thread:Pachi, just in case you are in any doubt 

Refuting the thread: Pachi, just in case you are in any doubt 8. 2,000,000 million people have died

17 Comments • Created by pachi99 • Last post by pachi99

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10:07 pm 16/04/2016

I'm not as think as you... THREAD 

Drunk I am! Share your SFW Shenanigans! Hunny brought home a nice Shandy, Cranberry and Ginger, yummy! My

4 Comments • Created by elsels • Last post by elsels

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5:54 pm 09/04/2016

Britain --> Stereotype versus Reality 

1. What people think teatime is like: Christopher Furlong / Getty Images What it’s actually like: Twitter: @Veeoh 2. What

12 Comments • Created by griffin • Last post by janstheman

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3:10 pm 01/04/2016

I looked at Mrs Skitz funny again.... 

18 weeks and 4 days pregnant again.... It's mad because the TV is actually working.....

21 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by janstheman

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2:09 pm 01/04/2016

Its What They Are 

1 Comments • Created by aion_z • Last post by backroom