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23 hours 12 minutes ago

boing.. 

1 Comments • Created by REALITY • Last post by Weedenski

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8:39 pm 06/12/2016

Topsy and Tim – Mummy Loses The Plot 

It is Sunday lunchtime at Topsy and Tim’s house and Mummy has been making a delicious roast dinner

1 Comments • Created by marksyzm • Last post by REALITY

113
2:25 pm 24/11/2016

On This Thanksgiving Day... 

I want to say THANK YOU! I know some of you don't celebrate Thanksgiving or already celebrated, but

9 Comments • Created by elsels • Last post by MASTERV

27
4:39 pm 17/11/2016

Too Soon! Damn you Mother Nature!!! 

You have to wait until it is officially winter!!! WHY!!!! WHY!!!!

9 Comments • Created by Flee • Last post by Weedenski

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6:03 pm 14/11/2016

marksyzm, I found you a new avatar! 

6 Comments • Created by tricpe • Last post by marksyzm

27
7:45 pm 09/11/2016

Off topic: Texas on the Map 

Off topic: Texas on the Map Was looking at the usa map and added a clipart to texas...

8 Comments • Created by mohit_117 • Last post by mohit_117

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11:15 pm 05/11/2016

Oh please !!! It's not even Thanksgiving yet 

kieq1McELsw

2 Comments • Created by thomasslavin • Last post by elsels

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5:48 pm 04/11/2016

What is Spirit... 

Cooking? I keep reading that Podesta emails contain stuff on spirit cooking and quite frankly i am afraid

41 Comments • Created by elsels • Last post by elsels

27
9:41 pm 22/10/2016

Name Game 

someone comment on a family name which springs to mind which relates to the picture, whoever gets it

52 Comments • Created by majorhan • Last post by majorhan

91
3:57 am 22/10/2016

Raise your glass! 

Those who know, know. Those who don't can piss off.

11 Comments • Created by drickanderson • Last post by happyhollie

58
9:26 pm 21/10/2016

Lot Of Old Users Here 

Lot of user names I had not seen in years. Glad you are all here, sad why you

21 Comments • Created by elsels • Last post by happyhollie

3
1:03 am 21/10/2016

Argentines burn Union Flag (again) 

PROTESTING Argentines have burnt the Union Flag outside the British embassy in Argentina after protesting against military tests

7 Comments • Created by REALITY • Last post by REALITY

37
6:18 pm 19/10/2016

T9 is due out next week! 

1 Comments • Created by tricpe • Last post by marksyzm

9
8:02 am 15/10/2016

Your alternate news site sucks. 

Your alternate news site sucks, and everyone thinks you're an idiot for reading it. These sites are like

7 Comments • Created by marksyzm • Last post by Quaektem

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2:27 pm 14/10/2016

I Love This Kid!  

Mad respect for standing up for what you believe and doing it in such a classy manner. I

8 Comments • Created by elsels • Last post by Quaektem

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6:34 pm 12/10/2016

Vladimir Putin issues emergency call to Russians to return home  

...amid world war fears RUSSIA’S Vladimir Putin has issued an emergency decree that all officials urgently repatriate any

14 Comments • Created by REALITY • Last post by REALITY

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5:50 pm 04/10/2016

Why Am I Not... 

5000 points ahead? Seriously? I mean I am even making an effort, it my turn dang it _T8tMk-ZOx8

11 Comments • Created by elsels • Last post by elsels

8
3:17 pm 30/09/2016

It's Friday! Wooo 

That is all continue on, tomorrow I do not have to wake at five am. dr3n where are

2 Comments • Created by elsels • Last post by Eavesy

10
7:19 am 26/09/2016

Happy birthday, griffin! 

10 Comments • Created by tricpe • Last post by REALITY

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4:50 pm 19/09/2016

There be gold in them there hills 

I've developed an addiction to the "TrackPoint" mouse, the little nibble in the middle of the keyboard that

8 Comments • Created by Edorph • Last post by pachi99

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3:44 pm 16/09/2016

Friday Tunes: Add yours!  

dr3n is currently getting a penectomy and cannot make this thread, so she asked that I make it!

12 Comments • Created by Flee • Last post by dr3n

7
10:46 pm 13/09/2016

Retiring From Politics... 

Wake me up in 2020 and let me know that somehow neither won.

5 Comments • Created by elsels • Last post by marksyzm

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4:44 pm 10/09/2016

Greatest invention ever...ever. 

CAR SEAT GAP STOPPER LEAK PROOF STOP PAD FILLER SPACER MAT DROP CUSHION ARMREST omg greatest invention ever!

7 Comments • Created by REALITY • Last post by REALITY

16
9:16 pm 03/09/2016

Etiquette question... 

I have actually wondered over the years the proper way of typing a user name that the user

12 Comments • Created by Quaektem • Last post by djskitzy

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10:37 pm 31/08/2016

It's The New Baby Thread *With Actual Drama* 

Baby Anabel was born at 9.35pm on the 29th of August, weighing 8lb 10.5oz. She's perfect. Ten fingers,

8 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by tamsnod27

3
6:47 pm 30/08/2016

Vaping....  

Anyone?

18 Comments • Created by dr3n • Last post by Lurker

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12:34 am 29/08/2016

point hoe 

things havent changed much i see reality is still the point hoe.

13 Comments • Created by majorhan • Last post by thomasslavin

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10:49 pm 24/08/2016

Me (With Mrs S n Connie Photobombing a Cool-Ass Selfie) 

Chilled out on the beach today, with less than 5 days until the new baby is here, as

2 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by elsels

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2:43 am 24/08/2016

Six Degrees of Separation to Kevin Bacon... 

We were talking about pyschopaths and ended up talking about famous people (somewhat famous people too)... So here

21 Comments • Created by elsels • Last post by elsels

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2:55 pm 17/08/2016

Fast Food 

17 Comments • Created by griffin • Last post by dr3n

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2:47 pm 10/08/2016

Dream house II 

Hello, my name is Edorph, and I'm an addict. I obsessively browse country side real estate ads while

31 Comments • Created by Edorph • Last post by elsels

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7:49 pm 04/08/2016

Some Advice... 

So I was thinking earlier (I sometimes do this, if there is some certainty that it won't get

12 Comments • Created by HeadOfPins • Last post by pachi99

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9:04 pm 03/08/2016

Forget 

If You Forget me I want you to know one thing. You know how this is: if I

6 Comments • Created by PiratePoet • Last post by pachi99

2
8:18 pm 28/07/2016

What If... 

What if, in a few years time, everyone at snopes.com turned round and said: "Ha! Not really!"

2 Comments • Created by HeadOfPins • Last post by HariSeldon

1
7:36 pm 26/07/2016

USA Freedom Kids....part 2 

6 Comments • Created by REALITY • Last post by backroom

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2:40 pm 22/07/2016

Friday Tunes: Lazy dr3n 

I guess I will do it since dr3n is busy licking a diseased blanket. They be fast; They

3 Comments • Created by Flee • Last post by Edorph

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9:18 pm 21/07/2016

We Just Made These Picture Frames 

Chris and me just got our heads together and made a frame for the poster of the las

10 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by djskitzy

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10:11 pm 20/07/2016

My Current Favourite Photograph... 

Golfhack and little ole me..... with my second favourite....

3 Comments • Created by djskitzy • Last post by djskitzy

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7:47 pm 16/07/2016

Turkey coup: Conspiracy theorists claim attempt was faked by Erdogan 

I debated on posting this but, given the situation over there anything is possible. Since Hitler Did something

7 Comments • Created by MASTERV • Last post by Flee

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3:54 am 10/07/2016

What Will You Do When...  

This US election cycle is over? Say for example: I personally have to avoid FB convos with certain

10 Comments • Created by elsels • Last post by PiratePoet