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Drunk

3 comments, 176 views, posted 3:03 am 06/04/2020 in Irritating n00b Babble by elsels
elsels has 15178 posts, 600 threads, 15 points, location: Wishing I was somewhere else!
I have no stinking title, leave me alone.

... as a skunk!

That is all.

I drank a lot of wine tonight!

Extra Points Given by:

HariSeldon (20), Quaektem (10), tricpe (10), REALITY (10), tamsnod27 (5)

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3:34 am 06/04/2020

HariSeldon

“I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host.”
― Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker


“Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."
Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.”
― Terry Pratchett


“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
― Frank Sinatra


“There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.”
― Bette Davis



4
3:59 am 06/04/2020

Quaektem

Saw the Dance Party on FB, looked like a good time!

4
3:39 pm 06/04/2020

elsels

Not feeling so great this morning! Wonder why...

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