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6:14 pm 10/11/2011


Guess who is beta testing it this weekend? I am teh awesome!

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7:37 am 06/09/2011

My Art: Surreal

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9:06 pm 04/09/2011

7 Billion -- National Geographic Magazine

Population is a complicated topic. With the worldwide population slated to top 7 billion in 2011, National Geographic magazine decided it was one we needed to tackle. But we wanted to do it in a way that gives readers room to think.


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7:30 pm 31/08/2011

The Girl Who Had No Heart

Here's a cute little animation I made a few years back. Getting into doing more of this stuff, so hopefully I'll be posting some more of these. This one looks pretty clunky to me now, but I still think it's pretty cute for a first effort.


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5:01 pm 31/08/2011

Cool Pic I Took In Cambodia

Some temple in the middle of nowhere.

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8:44 pm 28/08/2011

What does it mean to be an adult?

Turning 30 a couple of years ago totally took me by surprise. I remember once when I was fourteen saying that I wanted to die before I was 30 because I never wanted to be old. I can’t tell you how ridiculous that statement sounds now. Not only do I not feel old—I’m not even sure I’m an adult yet!

I have been participating in this kind of extended post-adolescence that’s becoming a common feature of today’s society. I spent ten years exploring the college life-style to its fullest, now I’m still working my same coffee-shop job from college and it would be way too easy just to stay at this same stage. My first thought on turning 30 was "Oh shit, now I have to start being a "real" adult."

I live on my own; I pay my own bills. Nonetheless, I *still* don’t feel like an “adult.” I’ve gained a lot of maturity and life-experience—but can I really be called “responsible”? There’s so much I don’t really have a handle on yet. It’s not like I got a trophy or a tiara announcing my ascension to the ranks of the grown-up.


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10:15 am 13/01/2008

It's been a long ride.

But my mods are getting stripped again and, well, I'm outta here for a bit. It's a sad day. anyway, if you want to get a hold of me: [email]rustedalloy@yahoo.com[/email]

Love ya, it's been real.

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4:42 am 11/01/2008

In the News

FBI wiretap cut off for unpaid bill

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A telephone company cut off an FBI international wiretap after the agency failed to pay its bill on time, according to a U.S. government audit released on Thursday.

The Justice Department's inspector general faulted the FBI for poor handling of money used in undercover investigations, which it said made the agency vulnerable to theft and mishandled invoices.

It cited the case in which a wiretap under the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, which governs electronic spying in terrorism and intelligence cases, was disrupted due to an overdue bill.

"Late payments have resulted in telecommunications carriers actually disconnecting phone lines established to deliver surveillance results to the FBI, resulting in lost evidence, including an instance where delivery of intercept information required by a ... FISA order was halted due to untimely payment," the audit said.

Commuters' body heat to warm office

STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A Swedish state-owned firm has found a cheap, eco-friendly source of energy to warm one of its offices: body heat from a quarter million commuters steaming through Stockholm's central train station.

Body heat already warms the station itself but the surplus, currently let out in thin air, will be redirected to provide as much as 15 percent of the heating in a planned 4,000 square meter office building, real estate firm Jernhusen said.

"We had a look at it and thought 'We might actually be able to use this'," said Karl Sundholm, project leader at Jernhusen, which also owns the station. "This feels good. Instead of just airing the leftover heat out we try to make use of it."

Jernhusen markets the building as "environment smart" and aims for its energy consumption to be half of what a corresponding building usually is.

The bodily warmth from the central station will be redirected to heat up water. The investment will be around 200,000 Swedish crowns ($31,200), Sundholm said.

"The ventilator aggregates are already there, and even some of the pipes. All we need to do is complement with a few pumps and pipes."

(Reporting by Anna Ringstrom)

Woman lived for months with dead partner

VIENNA (Reuters) - A 66-year-old Austrian woman lived for almost a year with the corpse of her 85-year-old partner, APA news agency said Wednesday.

Police found the remains of the man in the couple's small vacation cottage in the eastern village of St Andrae am Zicksee Tuesday, swaddled in blankets with the dwelling reeking of decomposition odors.

The woman had told a local doctor and neighbors who tried to contact the man since last March that he was abroad. APA said police were looking into whether the woman concealed his death in order to collect his pension payments.

The dead man was separated from his wife, who had also tried to contact him, APA said.

What are you doing here? - man asks wife at brothel

WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees. Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper Wednesday.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

(Writing by Chris Borowski, Editing by Matthew Jones

Newborns visit relatives as cuddly rice bags

TOKYO (Reuters) - New-born babies in Japan who can't make it around to visit all their relatives can now send them proxies instead - cuddly bags of rice.

A small rice shop in Fukuoka, southern Japan, has been swamped with orders for "Dakigokochi" rice-filled bags shaped like a bundled baby and printed with the new-born's face and name.

Each rice bag is tailor-made to weigh as much as the new-born and shaped so the rice fills the bag up. Holding the round-edged bag would feel like holding a real baby.

"Other rice shops sell bags printed with baby photos, but they use regular bags. People say they aren't good for holding," said Naruo Ono, owner of the rice shop, Yoshimiya.

"Rice for small babies would be stuck at the bottom of the bag, and the baby's photo would be scrunched at the top."

It is customary in Japan to give people gifts or money on occasions such as births, and the recipient then responds with other gifts, often worth half the amount they received.

The rice bags have made perfect "half-return" gifts, Ono said, although relatives face a dilemma once they are done with the cuddling.

"People say they have a hard time opening them up and eating the rice," Ono said.

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9:09 am 09/01/2008

Pretty Crazy Things


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10:19 am 08/01/2008

Old poem I wrote in 2003

I dream of you
midnight warrior
you enter
on padded feet,
whiskers trembling
with hot breath
and leave
your footprints
on my heart.

Funny how so much has changed--but some things are still the same.

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10:54 am 05/01/2008

In the News

Holy smoke" in nunnery tops 2007 weird news

BERLIN (Reuters) - From a Greek nunnery turned into a marijuana farm by two men posing as gardeners to a South African man with a gunshot wound told by a doctor to "walk the pain off," the world was full of weird news in 2007.

A Moscow woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat.

"I was burning like a torch," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I don't know what I did to deserve this."

In another unusual living arrangement, a German man left his dead mother seated in her favorite armchair at their shared home for two years after her death of natural causes at age 92.

Yet not everything that smelled like a corpse was really dead in 2007. In the German town of Kaiserslautern, police broke into a darkened flat expecting to find a corpse after neighbors complained of a nasty smell seeping out into the hallway.

But instead they found a tenant with very smelly feet asleep in bed next to a pile of extremely foul-smelling laundry.

"Stock" beats "sex" in keyword searches

Thu Jan 3, 12:25 PM ET

BEIJING (Reuters) - The names of three banks and the word "stocks" beat "sex" to become four of the most Googled words in China last year, according to a Google China list seen on Thursday.

China Merchants Bank, Industrial and Commercial Bank of China and China Construction Bank ranked second, third and sixth, according to a list supplied by Google China on its website (www.google.cn).

"On the Chinese mainland, it was money and technology that took the honors last year," the China Daily said, pointing out that "sex" was the most popular keyword for Google users in some other countries.

Fourth on the list was "stock," not surprising with Shanghai shares having risen 97 percent last year. At number 1 was "QQ," a Chinese instant message service and a brand of car.

China's Central Bank, the Ministry of Finance and Banking Regulatory Commission ranked first, third and fifth in the "Most Popular Departments" list, the Web site said.

In another list named "qiu zhi," or "seeking knowledge," "what is a blue chip" and "how to invest in the stock market" were the most searched questions on Google in China, while "what is love" and "how to kiss" ranked top of the global list.

China keeps a tight rein on Internet content and has launched several campaigns to root out online pornography, perhaps one reason why "sex" did not score so well.

Electronics makers vie to make machines green

By Georgina Prodhan, European Technology Correspondent Fri Jan 4, 2:29 PM ET

LAS VEGAS (Reuters) - With its plethora of gadgets that become outdated almost as soon as they are sold, the consumer electronics industry is an unlikely champion of the environment.

But since information and communications technology is now estimated to cause more carbon pollution than aviation, and the European Union and other regulators are imposing ever stricter rules on toxic substances used in electronics, the industry has little choice but to act.

Ahead of next week's Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, the biggest trade event of its kind, electronics firms are competing to outdo each other as environmentally friendly.

Virtual PCs add new layer of security

By Jim Finkle Thu Jan 3, 12:38 PM ET

BOSTON (Reuters) - Worried about people accessing your private information whenever you use a public computer? There is a way to protect yourself: Devices as small as a keychain allow you to use any computer without leaving a trail of evidence.

A new computer program known as MojoPac can turn most flash memory sticks, hard drives or iPods into "virtual" PCs that can run most programs that work on Windows XP.

The devices draw on the host computer's resources -- including its electricity, Windows XP software and DVD drive. Yet they retain their independence as they move from machine to machine.

This independence allows people to use public computers without a trace of their session being left behind. PCs typically store a record of activity long after the computer has been turned off.

"It's a slick way to move from machine to machine," says Rob Enderle, founder of the Enderle Group, a research firm that follows the PC industry. "It's about as safe as you can get."

Study: Monkeys 'pay' for sex by grooming

By GILLIAN WONG, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 25 minutes ago

SINGAPORE - Male macaque monkeys pay for sex by grooming females, according to a recent study that suggests the primates may treat sex as a commodity.

"In primate societies, grooming is the underlying fabric of it all," Dr. Michael Gumert, a primatologist at the Nanyang Technological University in Singapore, said in a telephone interview Saturday.

"It's a sign of friendship and family, and it's also something that can be exchanged for sexual services," Gumert said.

Gumert's findings, reported in New Scientist last week, resulted from a 20-month observation of about 50 long-tailed macaques in a reserve in Central Kalimantan, Indonesia.

Gumert found after a male grooms a female, the likelihood that she will engage in sexual activity with the male was about three times more than if the grooming had not occurred.

And as with other commodities, the value of sex is affected by supply and demand factors: A male would spend more time grooming a female if there were fewer females in the vicinity.

*obviously these are male scientists who WANT to see sex as a commodity--they are trading sex for affection just like human females (dumasses)

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9:24 am 05/01/2008

Human Tetris


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8:41 pm 04/01/2008


Seems like I keep writing about frustration. I

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4:14 pm 03/01/2008


I eat crayons.

Thank you.

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4:44 am 31/12/2007


It isn't real

By me

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