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Whore My Posts

13 comments, 2022 views, posted 12:07 am 16/11/2011 in Personal Threads by griffin
griffin has 14692 posts, 2044 threads, 0 points
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"Actually", he sniffed, "I'm whoring my palindromic post count, it being the same forwards and backwards."
He took out his monocle, and polished it ostentatiously on his red silk kerchief. He flipped open his battered notebook, tore off the page containing this very post, and summoned a telegraph runner who came into the room, his cap respectfully in hand.
"A shiny sixpence for you boy, if you can get this to the telegraph office for transmission to Teoti Central before the office closes for the night."
He consulted his pocket watch.
"That gives you fifteen minutes exactly to make it all the way to the telegraph office. Can you do it boy?"
"Yessir!" chirped the ragamuffin. "I shall run ever so fast!"
He gave the boy the folded paper, a shining sixpence, and as a bonus he included a picture of a well known actress showing off her ankles. The slut.

He turned his magnificent frame to me, and tugged on his bristling moustaches. "Palindromic, I say. Happens only once every ten million years according to that Darwin fellow".
I couldn't deny the truth of what he said, and consequently I gave him all my points, counting out each one into a large leather satchel which he held open before him.
Perhaps you should do the same?
Indeed, the steamer Mirabelle is due in port tomorrow, and she may be carrying a trunk of new points for the reset, and griffin shall have those too! How I admire him!


10001 a Post Odyssey.

Extra Points Given by:

marksyzm (25), Edorph (25)

Comments

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12:17 am 16/11/2011

QuickTime

2104 points? What, do you Mods just point-log each other in some Barny-eque orgy?

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12:24 am 16/11/2011

griffin

Quote by Quaektem:
2104 points? What, do you Mods just point-log each other in some Barny-eque orgy?


Sure. This week is 'mango flavour lube' week. Booya! You should see DJ's points, he's whoring even better than I.

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12:26 am 16/11/2011

Flee

if we are site logging each other, my 271 points have a problem with the system

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12:35 am 16/11/2011

QuickTime

you just need to take your turn at "catcher"

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12:53 am 16/11/2011

griffin

Quote by Quaektem:
you just need to take your turn at "catcher"


That's exactly what I told him!

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12:54 am 16/11/2011

Flee

GREASE ME UP!

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1:19 am 16/11/2011

djskitzy

10000 posts.... well done... not bad for a weird yank from new york....

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2:09 am 16/11/2011

QuickTime

considering he never shuts the hell up...

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2:27 am 16/11/2011

Viscera

PAR for using palindromic in a sentence correctly

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2:33 am 16/11/2011

QuickTime

You would have been sitelogged for making that statement palindromic.

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8:59 pm 16/11/2011

Wombat_Harness

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9:35 pm 16/11/2011

griffin

Vader holding an invisible penis.

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6:17 am 17/11/2011

tricpe

It's not invisible, it's made of the Force!

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