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From Wombat Towers to you.

12 comments, 2137 views, posted 2:52 pm 23/12/2011 in Personal Threads by Wombat_Harness
Wombat_Harness has 7538 posts, 1183 threads, 0 points
Trust me, I'm a doctor.


The meat is minced for the pies (at least, I assume so, as the screaming and pleas for mercy from the cellars stopped about ten minutes ago) and from the kitchen block wafts the warm, homely fumes of ketamine as it mulls gently on the range.

Snares and gin traps have been laid in all of the chimneys and hearths and here I rest, in my curule, in the velveteen study of the north tower, sipping a brandy, puffing on my crack pipe and warming my Hello Kitty slippers beside the fire. Boughs of holly and curtseys of ivy bedeck the wood panelling and carven lintels, tinsel and lametta, festively strewn from the skulls of my favourite poacher collection, glint merrily in the firelight.

Bing Crosby is on the gramophone (though he's beginning to smell a little) and my smoking jacket adds a chestnut-scented fog to the room. As I glance out of the lattice windows, bejewelled by raindrops like the tears of fallen angels or shamed televangelists, far over the dense pine forested hills below and beyond my humble abode, my thoughts turn, inevitably, to festive matters.

I would like to take this opportunity to wish all you, wherever you may be and whatever you may be doing (and whomsoever you are doing it with!) a very happy, splendid and largely law-enforcement-free Christmas, 2011. May your days be merry and bright and all that jazz.

To help with your festive happiness, I offer this happy tune, which is very popular in these here parts.

Happy Christmas, Teotiland.

The Hon. Major-General (Retd.) Lord St John Crispin Wombat of Harness.

Extra Points Given by:

Rosie (10), HeadOfPins (25), griffin (10), djskitzy (25), ctxmark (10), bigwhiteyeti (15), elsels (15)

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3:09 pm 23/12/2011

HeadOfPins

10 for this thread wombat, 15 for the Slipknot fancy dress scaremongering!!

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3:39 pm 23/12/2011

Viscera

Quote:
The meat is minced for the pies (at least, I assume so, as the screaming and pleas for mercy from the cellars stopped about ten minutes ago)

We are having what a friend called an Indiana Breakfast on Saturday the 31st. He is bringing pies and whipped cream to mens study. He said he is bringing mince pie, and cherry pie. I'm bringing pumpkin in case I don't like the mince!

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10:18 pm 23/12/2011

griffin

Mince pies rock. Seriously, they are teh awesum.

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10:30 pm 23/12/2011

Wombat_Harness

This year, we have discovered iced mince pies, too. They are especially, teh awesome sauce.

1
11:59 pm 23/12/2011

djskitzy

RESET PLEASE MARKY....

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12:01 am 24/12/2011

djskitzy

cor that was fast...

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12:03 am 24/12/2011

djskitzy

and to you Mr Wombat H Arness esquire....

a very happy, and extended christmas to you and all at Wombat Towers, from all of us at Castle skitz....

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7:53 pm 24/12/2011

dr3n

Happy Crimbo Chap..!!

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8:26 pm 24/12/2011

ctxmark

Merry Christmas

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1:05 am 25/12/2011

griffin

Quote by Wombat_Harness:
puffing on my crack pipe and warming my Hello Kitty slippers beside the fire


Made from real kitties. His Lordship always buys the best, bless 'is black heart.

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2:23 am 25/12/2011

elsels

Very Nice! Bing Crosby lol.

That gif of the girl has me laughing yet I don't know why.

Merry Christmas to you Wombat and all of you.

1
7:00 pm 25/12/2011

Wombat_Harness

God bless us, every one!
Hope you all had a splendid Chrimble, I know I did!

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