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My dog is awesome

8 comments, 173 views, posted 6:48 pm 17/07/2012 in Politics by thomasslavin
thomasslavin has 2387 posts, 1236 threads, 372 points
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It just hit me!
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year, if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick ..........
My dog is a CONGRESSMAN !!!!

Extra Points Given by:

Paracelsus (5), spykesmom (5), golfhack (25), djskitzy (5), DoomOnYou (5), chmoo (5)

Comments

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12:52 am 18/07/2012

golfhack

Your dog loves you unconditionally, gives you big wet kisses, and growls at the bad guys. Does your congressman do that?

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1:52 am 18/07/2012

djskitzy

I'd pay to see that shit

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1:59 am 18/07/2012

golfhack

I'd rather see them go out in the yard and eat shit.

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2:01 am 18/07/2012

djskitzy

I'm sorry but a bunch of congressmen all sat there growling at the other side, and giving each other wet kisses would be so much....

just like normal, if I think about it......

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2:06 am 18/07/2012

golfhack

Yeah, you're right, Bro. Barmy bastards.

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2:41 am 18/07/2012

Flee

Quote by golfhack:
Your dog loves you unconditionally, gives you big wet kisses(just after coming in from outside where it ate its own shit), and growls at the bad guys.

Fixed

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2:49 am 18/07/2012

Flee

Quote by golfhack:
I'd rather see them go out in the yard and eat shit.


Saw this after the making the comment.

How/Why people let dogs lick them is beyond me. Just gross.

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10:22 pm 19/07/2012

chmoo

If you ever get to wondering who loves you more unconditionally, your dog or your spouse, try this: Lock them both in your trunk for an hour and see which one is happy to see you when you let them out.

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