Netflix Airs ‘Salute to Abortion;’ Host Declares: ‘God Bless Abortions!”

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Netflix Airs ‘Salute to Abortion;’ Host Declares: ‘God Bless Abortions!”

On Sunday, Netflix aired a “Salute to Abortion,” hosted by “comedian” Michelle Wolf, who closed the segment with a star-spangled, flag-waving, drum corps declaration: “God bless abortion!”

On her weekly Netflix program, “The Break with Michelle Wolf,” Wolf used Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy’s announced retirement to tout abortion rights and demean pro-life Americans, with “jokes” like:

“And, I know, some people call themselves ‘pro-life’- but, ‘pro-life' is a propaganda term that isn’t real, like healthy ice cream and handsome testicles.”

Wolf closed by marching out on stage in a majorette’s costume, accompanied by a drum corps, and a huge banner reading, “The Break’s 10th Annual Salute to Abortion.” She then threw confetti after each of the following declarations:

“Abortion, I salute you!

“Women, if you need an abortion, get one!

“If you want an abortion, get one!

“If you’re not pregnant but you think you eventually might be and want to order a future abortion, get one!

“If you’re pregnant and you want to be pregnant, don’t get one!

“It’s up to you, and it doesn’t have to be a big deal. It’s actually a great deal. It’s about $300 – that’s like six movie tickets. Movie tickets: a big deal!

“And women, don’t forget: you have the power to give life and men will try to control that – don’t let them!

“God bless abortions and God bless America!”

Wolf made national headlines and sparked outrage as this year’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner host, when she personally attacked White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who was in the audience.


$300 for six movie tickets? Were the hell is she watching $50 a ticket movies?!?

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9:27 pm 12/07/2018


Quote by dr3n:
Hehe yeah the Berlin Wall was a roaring success wasn't it? Nobody or anything ever got through that.. :/

How's your wall going btw? Is it built? Did the Mexicans pay for it in the end? Has it helped with your immigration problems yet?

Berlin Wall was a success. There are exceptions to every rule, or wall in this case. The vast majority are deterred.

10:01 pm 12/07/2018


Thousands of people got through the Berlin Wall..

Tonnes of contraband got through the Berlin Wall..

The economic disaster it caused on both sides..

Yes it definitely had some effect flee.. But when someone holds it aloft as a bastion of immigration control then they are missing the point entirely.. Do you remember the celebrations when it finally came down? Do you remember how happy everyone was and how many leaders swore that it would never happen again? Sorry if I sound like I'm labouring the point chap - but nobody thought it was a good idea then and nobody thinks its a good idea today..

Well.. Actually some people probably do..

11:18 pm 12/07/2018


I'm not saying it was the best solution or even morally right, but while many people did get to the other side, the majority did not. My argument is not about a small percentage getting past it, but stopping the majority. Just because some can circumvent something doesn't mean it's not worth doing.

The US border is also far larger, which means more difficult to patrol, etc.

11:19 pm 12/07/2018


Should also be noted that the Berlin Wall and the Mexico wall are 2 different beasts. Almost apples and oranges.

8:05 am 13/07/2018


the Berlin wall was a complete and utter failure.. just like the non existent wall for Trump is a complete and utter failure and will never come to anything.. nobody believes it will ever actually happen - the whole notion is ridiculous - it was just another lie that Trump used to bring the gullible in to roost

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