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Madonna Won’t Honor Promise to Fellate Hillary Voters

8 comments, 312 views, posted 12:58 pm 09/11/2016 in Rantings & Flame Bait by REALITY
REALITY has 11448 posts, 4613 threads, 2146 points
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Author Gersh Kuntzman tried to get Madonna to honor her lewd promise to gratify Hillary voters and filmed himself doing so.
From the New York Daily News:

It’s another broken campaign promise.

Madonna has withdrawn from her pledge to provide some, er, satisfaction to Hillary voters, the latest disappointment in an election season full of them.

The singer had famously promised the oral sex last month — “And I am good,” she added, lest anyone question her gratification qualifications — but when a Hillary supporter, armed with a selfie of his ballot, showed up to claim the prize, he was greeted with derision.

“Ha ha ha ha,” laughed the security guard at her Madgesty’s Upper East Side manse. “I didn’t get that information, sorry, man.”

He then hung up, leaving a reporter with the ultimate hanging chad. Indeed, given that I was the only man seeking to have my ballot punched, I wanted to ask a follow-up question: Was Madonna upset that no men showed up to be rewarded for saying “I’m with her”?

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1:21 pm 09/11/2016

Flee

Along the same lines, and because i want to post it:

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3:31 pm 09/11/2016

elsels

Not nice. She is just the daughter and did not run for office. This kid has been derided since she was a child and that is crap.

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4:21 pm 09/11/2016

Flee

Who she is, is not relevant to the subject matter. It could have been a celebrity, or a nobody and I would bet that you would have reacted differently.

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4:48 am 10/11/2016

Quaektem

That was pretty raw Flee.

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4:58 am 10/11/2016

Vormid

Quote by Quaektem:
That was pretty raw Flee.



Meh. Welcome to the new USA.

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8:31 am 10/11/2016

LordViscera

Quote by Vormid:
Quote by Quaektem:
That was pretty raw Flee.


Meh. Welcome to the new USA.

Really? I remember a movie being made about assassinating George W Bush. America has been selectively crude for a while now

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11:41 am 10/11/2016

Flee

Quote by Quaektem:
That was pretty raw Flee.


someone likes him some horsey faced women

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12:20 pm 10/11/2016

elsels

Quote by Vormid:

Quote by Quaektem:
That was pretty raw Flee.



Meh. Welcome to the new USA.

That is nothing new, absolutely nothing new. I have seen on TV a TV anchor say things that most guys would not say in private. The songs of today are disgusting, so this is not new. I don't like it. I don't like it when men speak about women in such disgusting terms, I will not condone it and will call it out on anyone, but let us not act that all of the sudden this is new, it isn't.

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