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Teoti Exclusive! REALITY does not exist!

13 comments, 657 views, posted 5:27 pm 16/12/2016 in Rantings & Flame Bait by Vormid
Vormid has 7726 posts, 552 threads, 20 points

A former Teoti moderator has recently exposed that the one of it's progressive members known only as Backroom has actually replaced REALITY.

The source has reported that this subterfuge was created during the "dark years" when REALITY was on "sabbatical" to bring new life to the site.

More at 11...

Extra Points Given by:

tricpe (10), elsels (5), LordViscera (5), Quaektem (5), REALITY (25)

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1
5:59 pm 16/12/2016

superuser

Quote by Vormid:
has recently exposed

Link?

2
6:16 pm 16/12/2016

HeadOfPins

1
6:21 pm 16/12/2016

superuser

thats a reliable source!

3
6:24 pm 16/12/2016

HeadOfPins

Quote by Vormid:
A former Teoti moderator has recently exposed that the one of it's progressive members known only as Backroom has actually replace REALITY.



With what?

3
8:42 pm 16/12/2016

LordViscera

FAKE NEWS STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Russians hacked TEOTI and has sown discord into our site! When will this national nightmare end?????

0
10:38 pm 16/12/2016

majorhan

oh the drama think of the children

0
2:54 pm 17/12/2016

superuser

Quote by Vormid:
More at 11...


11 as in 11 pm/am/... ??

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5:44 pm 17/12/2016

Asset7of34

TRUE

Soon after his capture REALITY was held captive at TEOTI's Progressive Retreat for Young Feminists (PRYF), steeped
in local folk law Castle Vor Midvon Kreuzenstein (hidden deep in the Alps of northern Austria) seemed like the perfect
place to execute our Plan, code named 'thank Christ he's gone'. A wise leader from the left was appointed and the
Years passed by, things settled down, normality had started to return to TEOTI's pages when one night in late 2015
there was a disturbing stirring on the deepweb. A screenshot had been posted on an image board:

It was adressed to...

Panicked, we dispatched a reconnaissance team immediately, made up purely of non-God account holders (can't be to careful)
the brave band of 34 wannabe Teotians set forth. Months had passed with no word, when late one night there was a thud
against at the door of the Mod office and a soft Argentinian voice whispered...no one made it....no one....Goats....
he....will....return...
and that day in a hurried ceremony Backroom was anointed 'Admin of TEOTI' (to provide plausible deniability
if the unthinkable was ever to happen, and he does return.) Backroom (REALITY) shortly after made Comrade Pachi
(the only survivor) an Honorary God for remembering that even in times of great uncertainty he can still not enter the Mods office.

A note was delivered to me a few months back

We live in fear the women of Castle Vor Midvon Kreuzenstein have been compromised.

Signed,

Asset7of34

1
6:28 pm 17/12/2016

elsels

And for the love of everything I still don't know who posted , but I have a strange sense of deja vu of whom the author might have been.

Well done!

1
6:48 pm 17/12/2016

mynameis

It was blobby all along!

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2:09 pm 18/12/2016

tricpe

Perfect 7/10!!!

0
11:12 pm 19/12/2016

Flee


Quote:
It was adressed to...


How can something be addressed to something that is hidden?

PLOT HOLE!

1
1:34 pm 24/12/2016

LordViscera

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