All that is needed for the trifecta is for parliament to vote against no deal Brexit, and also against a second referendum. Boom, headshot! Looming EU elections inject a further wildcard into an already farcical situation.
MPs reject revised Brexit deal by overwhelming majority
Theresa May's Brexit strategy has been dealt a devastating blow after the House of Commons rejected her EU Withdrawal Agreement by an overwhelming majority for the second time.
MPs voted by 391 to 242 against the deal, despite the British Prime Minister's assurance that new agreements reached with Jean-Claude Juncker in Strasbourg last night would ensure the UK cannot be trapped in the controversial backstop arrangement indefinitely.
Although the 149 margin was reduced from the record 230-vote defeat of the first "meaningful vote" in January, Mrs May was left far adrift from a majority with just 17 days to go to the scheduled date of Brexit on 29 March.
I'm pretty sure that the Brits don't get to mock the USA and trump anymore. Further hilarity at RL.