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Taxes That Are Now Possible Due To The General Good Clause

13 comments, 192 views, posted 6:01 pm 28/06/2012 in Rantings & Flame Bait by Viscera
Viscera has 11725 posts, 1443 threads, 680 points, location: 1123 6536 5321
Lord of Glencoe

1) Marriage tax- In anticipation that your marriage will fail to pay for legal problems

2) Obesity Tax- If you eat anything with more then 20g of Fat or 45g of carbs you're going to get fat

3) Inexperienced Driver Tax- If you have less then 10 years driving experience, then the tax will go into a pool for those who are injured caused by uninsured drivers (They don't pay any tax)

4) Black Woman Tax- African American women are 23x more likely to get AIDs, so that would help pay for the increased risk in healthcare

5) White Male tax- One word, reparations

6) Stupidity Tax- Well, that's self explanatory, well maybe not, clarification later.....


Add any suggestions that come to mind

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7:03 pm 28/06/2012

djskitzy

Waistband tax.... Ten dollars for every inch below the waistline.... Economy fixed... TA-DAAAA

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7:14 pm 28/06/2012

Viscera

fantastic, although some of us (cough cough) might have to have the top 1% pay for us in this as well!!!!

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7:30 pm 28/06/2012

elsels

That obesity tax is actually looking like something completely plausible, the others not so much.

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8:55 pm 28/06/2012

Cnik

People pay the idiot tax daily...... it's called the lottery......


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9:00 pm 28/06/2012

Viscera

that's fantastic lol

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9:30 pm 28/06/2012

Quaektem

Intercourse tax, to help pay for the resulting disease or offspring that may result.

If you don't want to pay it... wear a purity ring!

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9:39 pm 28/06/2012

backroom


Is that payable before or after the act?

'Cause if I am going to get fucked twice it has to be timed out very carefully.

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9:57 pm 28/06/2012

Quaektem

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10:23 pm 28/06/2012

z0phi3l

Fatty food tax
fast food tax
juice tax
soda tax
meat tax

CO2 tax
MORE cigarette tax
alcohol tax
internet tax

I can keep going

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10:39 pm 28/06/2012

djskitzy

repost tax

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12:11 am 29/06/2012

Viscera

Quote by backroom:

Is that payable before or after the act?

'Cause if I am going to get fucked twice it has to be timed out very carefully.


best post on the thread, could some mod give him an award please!!!!

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12:12 am 29/06/2012

Viscera

Quote by z0phi3l:
Fatty food tax
fast food tax
juice tax
soda tax
meat tax

CO2 tax
MORE cigarette tax
alcohol tax
internet tax

I can keep going


I invite you to do so

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1:11 am 29/06/2012

djskitzy

Marijuana tax

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