1) Marriage tax- In anticipation that your marriage will fail to pay for legal problems
2) Obesity Tax- If you eat anything with more then 20g of Fat or 45g of carbs you're going to get fat
3) Inexperienced Driver Tax- If you have less then 10 years driving experience, then the tax will go into a pool for those who are injured caused by uninsured drivers (They don't pay any tax)
4) Black Woman Tax- African American women are 23x more likely to get AIDs, so that would help pay for the increased risk in healthcare
5) White Male tax- One word, reparations
6) Stupidity Tax- Well, that's self explanatory, well maybe not, clarification later.....
Add any suggestions that come to mind