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Yarmulke, Colander, It's All The Same

14 comments, 293 views, posted 11:09 pm 30/03/2012 in Religion by golfhack
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Austrian atheist Niko Alm supports the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a joke religion conjured up by atheists who say their make-believe stories are no better or worse than any traditional church's. In 2008, to make a point about his faith's sanctity compared to others, Alm asked to wear a pasta strainer on his head for his driver's license photo. Austrian citizens are only allowed to wear headgear in state IDs for religious purposes, so Alm, a Spaghetti Monster "pastafarian," argued that a colander is his "religious headgear."

This week, after avoiding Alm for three years and even making him submit to a psychiatric examination, the Austrian government caved. Alm now has a valid Austrian drivers license, complete with colander.

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Rosie (5), thecrookedman (5), evolution (5), Edorph (5), bradpitt (25)

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3
11:15 pm 30/03/2012

djskitzy

it should be a condom.....

fucking dickhead

1
11:22 pm 30/03/2012

Quaektem

They should be careful... The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster may be the next Church of All Worlds, Discordian Society or The Reformed Druids of North America!

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4:56 am 31/03/2012

thecrookedman

God bless him.

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6:20 pm 31/03/2012

evolution

Quote by golfhack:
and even making him submit to a psychiatric examination

Funniest part of the whole story.

1
7:01 pm 31/03/2012

Quaektem

Quote by thecrookedman:
God bless him.



Don't you mean Spaghetti and Meatballs bless him?

0
10:27 pm 31/03/2012

thecrookedman

No, God is my cat.

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12:09 am 01/04/2012

Quaektem

Let me guess. You don't have a cat, do you

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1:02 am 01/04/2012

thecrookedman

Of course not.

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3:17 am 01/04/2012

Viscera

but is the cat self consistent? or is it a simulation?? can we really ever know?

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4:02 am 01/04/2012

thecrookedman

We can never really know, but its more useful to operate under the assumption that he is real and self-consistent.

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4:12 am 01/04/2012

evolution

You can't prove that Cat doesn't exist. Our father in attic, hallowed be thy mane...

Meowmen.

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4:21 am 01/04/2012

Viscera

look, mocking the cat has to end,I have to draw the line somewhere

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4:22 am 01/04/2012

Viscera

Quote by thecrookedman:
We can never really know, but its more useful to operate under the assumption that he is real and self-consistent.


all I know is the litter box is self consistent

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11:27 am 01/04/2012

Bolesta

He should have used a beanie with a propeller on top.

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