Hahaha....last year I "fell" off my sons "hoverboard" thing. That fucking hurt for days.
I'll do low impact somewhat safe less dangerous things. A few weeks back we snorkled in Key Largo and I saw a 5ft Shark. Even that tweaked my sense of mortality. My wife and kids still wanna do stupid stuff. I've started to pass on things like the insane open air vertical waterslide.