This is not a list for the agelast of you and indeed, those philosophunculists out there may find this list raises some exsibilations...I shall cease this naniloquent patter, here's the list:
abderian - Given to incessant or idiotic laughter.
abligurition - Excessive spending on food and drink.
adelphepothia - An incestuous desire for one's sister.
adelphirexia - An incestuous desire for one's nephew.
adelphithymia - An incestuous desire for one's niece.
agelast - A person who never laughs.
apodyopsis - The act of mentally undressing someone.
autolatry - The worship of one's self.
basorexia - An overwhelming desire to neck or kiss.
blandiloquent - Speaking in a flattering or ingratiating manner.
bletcherous - Pertaining to something poorly or disgustingly designed.
bombilate - To loudly hum or buzz continuously.
borborygmus - The rumbling sound of gas passing through the intestine.
cachinnation - Loud or hysterical laughter.
cacoethes - A bad habit or insatiable urge.
cagamosis - An unhappy marriage.
callipygean - Having well-shaped buttocks.
capernoited - Slightly intoxicated or tipsy.
cataglottism - Kissing using the tongue, French kissing.
causeuse - A sofa built for two people.
charientism - An artfully veiled insult.
cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to a person's lips.
chirotonsor - An alternate title for a barber.
colposinquanonia - Estimating a woman's beauty based on her chest.
concilliabule - A secret meeting of people who are hatching a plot.
cruciverbalist - One who loves doing crossword puzzles.
dephlogisticate - To make something fireproof.
eccedentesiast - One who fakes a smile, as on television.
exsibilation - The collective hisses of a disapproving audience.
farctate - The state of being stuffed with food (overeating).
gambrinous - Being full of beer.
grapholagnia - The urge to stare at obscene pictures.
gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you.
hamartithia - Being likely to make a mistake.
hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian - Pertaining to extremely long words.
inaniloquent - Speaking foolishly or saying silly things.
jentacular - Pertaining to breakfast.
jumentous - Smelling like horse urine.
krukolibidinous - The act of staring at someone's crotch.
kyphorrhinos - Having a nose with a bump in it.
lalochezia - The use of foul or abusive language to relieve stress or ease pain.
lethologica - The inability to recall a precise word for something.
maledicent - One who is addicted to abusive speech.
misocapnist - One who hates the smell of tobacco smoke.
nidorosity - Belching with the taste of undigested meat.
nudiustertian - Pertaining to the day before yesterday.
oculoplania - Letting one's eyes wander while assessing someone's charms.
onychophagy - The habit of biting one's fingernails.
philosophunculist - One who pretends to know more than they do to impress others.
prosopography - The description of a person's appearance.
pyknic - Short and fat.
quidnunc - One who always wants to know what is going on.
quomodocunquize - To make money by any means possible(Known as a hooker).
recumbentibus - A knockout blow, either verbal or physical.
saprostomous - Having bad breath.
sciapodous - Having huge feet.
slubberdegullion - A filthy, slobbering person.
sphallolalia - Flirtatious talk that leads nowhere.
steatopygic - Having a fat behind.
strikhedonia - The pleasure of being able to say to hell with it.
tachyphagia - Fast eating.
thelemic - Permitting people to do as they like.
tibialoconcupiscent - Having a lascivious interest in watching a woman put on stockings(Known as a fetish).
ulotrichous - Having very wooly hair.
ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge.
ventripotent - Big-bellied, gluttonous.
vesthibitionism - The flirtatious display of undergarments by a woman.
viraginity(Damn, this word seems familiar...) - Masculine qualities in a woman.
wanweird - An unhappy fate.
witzelsucht - A feeble attempt at humour.
xenobombulate - To malinger.
xerophagy - A diet of bread and water.
ximelolagnia - The urge to stare at women who are sitting with crossed legs.
yclept - By the name of; called.
zenzizenzizenzic - A number raised to the eighth power.
I expect to see these used in future posts and flame wars