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Words For Smart People

10 comments, 1789 views, posted 10:21 pm 19/07/2011 in Useful by HeadOfPins
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Bollocks

This is not a list for the agelast of you and indeed, those philosophunculists out there may find this list raises some exsibilations...I shall cease this naniloquent patter, here's the list:

A

abderian - Given to incessant or idiotic laughter.
abligurition - Excessive spending on food and drink.
adelphepothia - An incestuous desire for one's sister.
adelphirexia - An incestuous desire for one's nephew.
adelphithymia - An incestuous desire for one's niece.
agelast - A person who never laughs.
apodyopsis - The act of mentally undressing someone.
autolatry - The worship of one's self.


B

basorexia - An overwhelming desire to neck or kiss.
blandiloquent - Speaking in a flattering or ingratiating manner.
bletcherous - Pertaining to something poorly or disgustingly designed.
bombilate - To loudly hum or buzz continuously.
borborygmus - The rumbling sound of gas passing through the intestine.


C

cachinnation - Loud or hysterical laughter.
cacoethes - A bad habit or insatiable urge.
cagamosis - An unhappy marriage.
callipygean - Having well-shaped buttocks.
capernoited - Slightly intoxicated or tipsy.
cataglottism - Kissing using the tongue, French kissing.
causeuse - A sofa built for two people.
charientism - An artfully veiled insult.
cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to a person's lips.
chirotonsor - An alternate title for a barber.
colposinquanonia - Estimating a woman's beauty based on her chest.
concilliabule - A secret meeting of people who are hatching a plot.
cruciverbalist - One who loves doing crossword puzzles.


D

dephlogisticate - To make something fireproof.


E

eccedentesiast - One who fakes a smile, as on television.
exsibilation - The collective hisses of a disapproving audience.


F
farctate - The state of being stuffed with food (overeating).


G

gambrinous - Being full of beer.
grapholagnia - The urge to stare at obscene pictures.
gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you.


H

hamartithia - Being likely to make a mistake.
hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian - Pertaining to extremely long words.


I

inaniloquent - Speaking foolishly or saying silly things.


J

jentacular - Pertaining to breakfast.
jumentous - Smelling like horse urine.


K

krukolibidinous - The act of staring at someone's crotch.
kyphorrhinos - Having a nose with a bump in it.


L

lalochezia - The use of foul or abusive language to relieve stress or ease pain.
lethologica - The inability to recall a precise word for something.


M

maledicent - One who is addicted to abusive speech.
misocapnist - One who hates the smell of tobacco smoke.


N

nidorosity - Belching with the taste of undigested meat.
nudiustertian - Pertaining to the day before yesterday.


O

oculoplania - Letting one's eyes wander while assessing someone's charms.
onychophagy - The habit of biting one's fingernails.


P

philosophunculist - One who pretends to know more than they do to impress others.
prosopography - The description of a person's appearance.
pyknic - Short and fat.


Q

quidnunc - One who always wants to know what is going on.
quomodocunquize - To make money by any means possible(Known as a hooker).


R

recumbentibus - A knockout blow, either verbal or physical.


S

saprostomous - Having bad breath.
sciapodous - Having huge feet.
slubberdegullion - A filthy, slobbering person.
sphallolalia - Flirtatious talk that leads nowhere.
steatopygic - Having a fat behind.
strikhedonia - The pleasure of being able to say to hell with it.


T

tachyphagia - Fast eating.
thelemic - Permitting people to do as they like.
tibialoconcupiscent - Having a lascivious interest in watching a woman put on stockings(Known as a fetish).


U

ulotrichous - Having very wooly hair.
ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge.


V

ventripotent - Big-bellied, gluttonous.
vesthibitionism - The flirtatious display of undergarments by a woman.
viraginity(Damn, this word seems familiar...) - Masculine qualities in a woman.


W

wanweird - An unhappy fate.
witzelsucht - A feeble attempt at humour.


X

xenobombulate - To malinger.
xerophagy - A diet of bread and water.
ximelolagnia - The urge to stare at women who are sitting with crossed legs.


Y

yclept - By the name of; called.


Z

zenzizenzizenzic - A number raised to the eighth power.


I expect to see these used in future posts and flame wars

Extra Points Given by:

dr3n (10), Quaektem (5), griffin (10), djskitzy (10), Viscera (10), jLuv (4)

Comments

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12:06 am 20/07/2011

griffin

Contumeliously tompionic post dude.

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12:09 am 20/07/2011

djskitzy

wot he sed

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12:12 am 20/07/2011

Viscera

Quote by HeadOfPins:
maledicent


that's one that would be useful

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12:13 am 20/07/2011

Viscera

Quote by HeadOfPins:
tachyphagia - Fast eating.


had thin crust bacon pizza tonight, was guilty of this!

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12:14 am 20/07/2011

QuickTime

I suffer from lethologica often.

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12:32 am 20/07/2011

Viscera

Quote by HeadOfPins:
lalochezia


I thought you were going to say this one

1
2:11 am 20/07/2011

QuickTime

I'm recovering from that.

0
10:46 am 20/07/2011

dr3n

love a bit of luciferous logolepsy in teh morning..

3
3:15 pm 20/07/2011

blackspy

fucking cool .. (I'm not smart).

1
4:52 pm 20/07/2011

FlyOnTheWall

It is absolutely preposterous that some might vaguely insinuate that my grapholagnia could possibly cause my colposinquanonia!

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