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Tweet of the Day: Scott Mann MP

8 comments, 111 views, posted 11:12 am 14/03/2019 in WTF! by REALITY
REALITY has 20791 posts, 7951 threads, 1858 points, location: South, Middle. Middle South. In the South, In The Middle.
A tormented man.

Extra Points Given by:

tamsnod27 (5), dr3n (5), HariSeldon (5)

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3
11:43 am 14/03/2019

Flee

Central London....

Police:. What you doing with that knife?
Person: fishing

…........

3
12:35 pm 14/03/2019

elsels

Not the sharpest knife in the block apparently.

Hahahahahahaha, sorry folks, you live in a place ruled by the great minds of zapped mosquitos.

1
1:38 pm 14/03/2019

i_am_god

Is he serious or trying to be an asshole like we have with the NRA here in the US? Is he pushing to do there what the NRA does here? Selling a thousand guns after every shooting.

4
1:48 pm 14/03/2019

griffin

"Two Slain in Gangland Fishing. Police are on the lookout for rods and reels."

2
2:18 pm 14/03/2019

dr3n

obvious exemptions..

like stabbing somebody for a teenth of double zero.. or preparing an Jerusalem artichoke..

3
6:43 pm 14/03/2019

dr3n

"There's been a stabbing"
"Quick, get me the GPS tracking for every knife in a 3 mile radius"
"OK, it says there are 120,000 of them, mostly in kitchens"
"Bollocks, thought we had them then"
"Could ask those young lads with the machete"
"Nah, they've got a mackerel, been fishing"

1
7:24 pm 14/03/2019

REALITY

0
8:05 pm 14/03/2019

REALITY

Decent recovery.

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